Angel: New Story New Stroy New Stroy!

Kakuzu: We get it!

Angel: Geez someone crawled out of the wrong side of the bed...

Kakuzu: Shut Up

Angel: Kisame! Kakuzu is being mean to me!

Hidan: Woman will you shut the fuck up already!

Kisame: Kakuzu, Hidan leave Angel alone!

Itachi: Hn

Hidan: Why the fuck should I?

The following scene has been censored

Hidan: Ow that fucking hurt you son of a fucking bitch shark!

Angel: *Sweat Drop* - Anyways... Disclaimer Tobi!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy and Angel-chan doeasn't own Naruto or any of the Akatsuki!

Angel: *Tears* Sadly what Tobi said is true ;-;

Pein: Aww don't cry Angel...

Deidara: It's the apocalypse!

Sasori: Shut it brat

Deidara: Make me

Angel: On with the story!

Pein slumped down in his office chair. The Akatsuki were starting to grow restless. He couldn't blame them since he was the one who was supposed to stop their squabbles and make sure they don't get hurt. But damn he was the leader not some damn babysitter. If only that witch hadn't turned his S-class criminals in to fucking chibis in the fucking first place. God, he sounded like Hidan now.

Flashie Backie~

Pein had sent all the Akatsuki to get a crazy old lady who had some information about the Akatsuki that could not leak out or it would certainly lower the Akatsuki's defenses. "Damn Leader-sama to fucking hell" A certain Jashin-ist muttered darkly.

"Why the fuck should we fucking kill a fucking damn old fucking hag, she'd probably fucking die anyways" He said his voice rising higher with every word. A certain stitched up man slapped him in the back of the head, none to gently either. "Ow, you mother fucking heathen!" Hidan yelled angrily while cradling his abused head. "Hidan, shut up before I bury you in the same ditch that Nara kid buried you and this time no one will save you because I will guard it myself" Kakuzu said angrily. "As long as it doesn't interfere with my money making" He muttered the last part. "You old fucking cheapskate go to hell!" Hidan yelled still sore about Kakuzu hitting his mother fucking head so fucking damn hard. "Oh my mother fucking Kami, shut the fuck up Hidan" Kisame yelled from up front, finally being annoyed enough to yell. Itachi, who was standing beside Kisame was staying quiet but every once in a while said his Uchiha clan 'Hn'. Behind Kakuzu and Hidan was Deidara and Sasori with a Tobi all the way in the back who was skipping around and shouting 'Tobi is a good boy!'. Who as usual were having their regular fight on what art is. You could hear them shouting 'Art is a Bomb!" or 'Art is Eternal!' or even 'Tobi is a good boy!' from miles away and you would just be thinking 'Who the fuck is yelling about art?' or 'Who the fuck is Tobi?'. It's actually pretty hilarious when you think about it. Too bad the poor artists were beginning to annoy the more quiet pair up front. You could practically feel the death radiating off of Itachi. Kisame, who knew his partner better than most, continued walking with his hands behind his head and his eyes closed. He could tell the artists and mentally retarded good boy were about to die. He opened one eye to sideways glance Itachi. He began edging away slowly. Then it seemed as a bomb exploded in a candy shop. Which ironically enough a few miles away a crazy old hag had just blown up a candy store. What was weirder was that the old hag was the same one they had to fine. Too bad our poor S-class criminals didn't hear the loud explosion due to the fact Itachi was maiming the two artists and the Tobi. Hidan and Kakuzu had stopped arguing long enough to watch Itachi brutally try to murder the artists and good boy. Now you may think three against one is unfair. And it is for the poor art fanatics and Tobi were already half dead by the time Itachi regained his composure and walked slowly up to the front were Kisame was, grinning like a fool. Hidan glanced back at the two limping artists and the trying but failing since he too was limping Tobi and involuntarily shivered. Damn mental note~ anger Itachi and he'll beat the fucking stuffing out of you. Kakuzu didn't even look back, just kept walking forward, for he was to cool to care. Just then an old lady ran by wearing a clown suit and threw a tomato at Kakuzu's face before running away, cackling crazy like. By now everyone was either staring at Kakuzu's face and the fact you could see steam coming out of his ears or were staring at the trail of smoke the crazy old hag had left. In a matter of seconds Kakuzu was gone and had grabbed the old lady by the throat. Hidan ran towards his partner with a WTF is going on face and swearing like no tomorrow. Itachi was already there with a befuddled Kisame. "I'm going to fucking murder you" Kakuzu said in a low voice. The old lady didn't seem panicked in the least as she grabbed a little pouch from her bag and sprinkled some purple powder on Kakuzu's face. Kakuzu was so surprised he dropped the lady. Soon she had sprinkled the dust on all their faces before Sasori finally threw a kunai to her heart. She fell to the ground, cackling all the way as blood gurgled in her mouth. Deidara looked green. Then deciding that their job was done they all hightailed it to the base. That is other than Sasori, Kakuzu, and Itachi. They were to cool for that and just transported to the base where Deidara, Hidan, Kisame, and Tobi lay on the ground panting. The scene was actually very comical as the ones who were smart enough to teleport and Pein sweat dropped. Pein shook his head after a while of sweat dropping and staring at the idiots on the ground. "Anyways" He started sparing a glance at Deidara who was trying to get up. "Mission was a success" Pein asked or rather stated. It was kinda creepy how he could make a question a statement with an order and death threat mixed in. Very creepy indeed. Suddenly many poofs resounded around the room. Pein coughed in surprise and looked around. It seemed as if his members had disappeared. Suddenly, as the smoke had now cleared away, he felt something pull on his cloak. He looked down and almost fell from surprise. There with a small hand on his cloak, and looking very annoyed mind you, was a chibi Itachi. His hair was still in a low ponytail but his face looked younger and without the two marks on his face and his eyes didn't have the sharingan activated. Pein glanced around the room and confirmed that all his member were now in chibi form. He also noted that they all looked quite adorable. Their faces were young and they all looked to be around four or five. But what made him want to coo, which he noted was disgusting, was that their clothes were way to big for them now and seemed as if they were swimming in their own clothes. Unluckily for Tobi was that now his mask was too big and feel to the ground. Pein looked at Tobi who was holding his too big for him now mask. His charcoal black eye was tearing up and it played with poor Pein's heartstrings. He watched as Tobi angrily rubbed at his eye. Tobi looked up at Pein with pleading eyes or rather eye since it seemed his other eye had a large scar. Pein reached into is pocket and walked towards Tobi. He put a small black eye patch over his scarred eye. Tobi instantly cheered up and smiled happily. "Tobi is a good boy!" He said cheerfully. Pein let a small smile grace his face. Oh my god its the apocalypse! Nah, just joking. Anyways...

Pein stood up straight and now knew what he had to do. With speed only a super awesome evil ninja could he had mini outfits for all of them. He grabbed Itachi and gave him a dark red shirt that had a little weasel who was playing pocket with a bunny and black shorts with some pockets that had the Akatsuki cloud. He then grabbed Kisame and gave the little shark boy a dark blue shirt that had a little shark on it who was waving and the same shorts Itachi had. Soon Pein had them all dressed. They all had the same shorts and little black ninja shoes. Kakuzu no longer had his mask or hat on and without it it showed his soft brown hair. Even though he still had stitches all over his body he was still quite cute. His shirt was a light brown with a green money sign and black letters that said 'Moola' with a little cow next to it.. Hidan still had his hair slicked back and his Jashin symbol even though he had to make it go around his neck twice for it to fit. His shirt was a white one with a silver Jashin symbol and black letters below it that said 'I'm to Sexy for my shirt'. Sasori was now a human and his shirt was a light red shirt with a small scorpion. Deidara had a light blue shirt with a little bomb wearing sunglasses that said 'I'm the Bomb like tick tick!'.Tobi had a black shirt with a swirly orange lollipop that said 'Good boy'. All in all they all looked adorable.

End of Really Long Flashie Backie~

Now Pein was annoyed. He was a fucking ticking time bomb. Finally he slammed his hands on his desk, flung open the door and ran down to the living room. He stopped dead in his tracks at what was there. The couch was torn and seemed to be barely standing, the table was in little bits all over the floor, the flat screen was on the ground, on fire mind you, and there was crayon all over the walls. His ninja senses were on high alert when a thick black cloud began coming from the kitchen. He crept forward and dropped at the entryway, his mouth agape. There was food all over the place and the stove was on fire. All of the chibi members were laying down on the floor, now a mark on them, as they took a nap. Pein quickly put out the fire and glared at the sleeping members. If he had to deal with this one more day he was sure he would explode. He quickly got a large box and put them all in, without waking them up of course. He closed the box and transported to the only place he could think of that would be safe enough for the little devils but far away enough from him. He glance around him before he began searching for a place to drop off the little demons. He soon found what he was looking for. It was a large house near the walls and far away from town but near the hospital. He inspected it a bit more. From inside he could hear a woman singing to herself. Her voice was soft and had a certain calming melody to it. He noted she was the only one living in the house and decided it was safe enough . He walked to the front and dropped the box gently on the door step and taped a small note on top of the box. Making sure everything was ready he rung the doorbell before disappearing. But not before seeing the woman open the door. The woman was more like a teen. She had long silky pink hair. That was all he saw before transporting back to base. He looked around the dirty base and decided he'd clean the next day. For he was to lazy to do it now and maybe when he was done he could 'accidentally' set his paperwork on fire. Oh well it's time for bed for all Peins.

Angel: Night Night Pein!

Pein: Angel, I'm not really going to bed yet... *Sweat drop*

Angel: Awww now we can't have a party... Anyways...

Hidan: Why the fuck am I a mother fucking chibi?

Angel: Hidan dear I am the author and what I say goes, So be fucking glad I don't castrate you in this fucking story, turn you into a girl, and let Kakuzu rape you!

Kakuzu: Like I would waste my time with someone like him!

Angel: Jashin! I just said it didn't I? Dei didn't I just say it?

Deidara: Yes Angel, Yes you did...

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! Tobi wants to know!

Pein: She said she's the author so what she says goes.

Angel: Awww thank you Pein! Just because of that I'll set your paperwork on fire and send you some maids to clean up the base.

Pein: I wuv you Angel! *Hugs*

Angel: *Hugs back* I wuv you Pein!

Itachi: *Sweat Drop* Hn

Kisame: Awkward...

Sasori: Since Angel is to busy hugging Pein *Sweat drop* until next time.

Angel: Bye bye!

Deidara: At least 5 reviews for the next chapter!

Pein: *Feels awkward and has stopped hugging Angel* Suggestions welcome!

Angel: Ahem! Like I just said, Before I was so fucking rudely interrupted *Play glares at Deidara*

Bye Bye!

Akatsuki's Angel~