Hey ppl sorry it took me so long to make another story. I had serious writer block and I didn't have a good day.. Well I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I do not own naruto. If I did I wouldn't be writing this story
Warning: this story is hella OCC and random
Enjoy
Dear Diary,
I HATE YOU. The only reason why I'm doing this shit is to stop Temari bitching about me getting a diary.
Flash Back
"You know Gaara... I think you should get a diary." she smile at her younger brother "why the hell do I need a diary?" he said as grumpy as usual" cause your therapist said so.
A flash within a flash back
"Um…. G-Gaara" the nervous, therapist said "What" "um... I just wanted to say, that your therapy sessions have gotten better…" "And?" Gaara said "um… I-I wanted to say that we only had a couple more thing to do and you should be better. Um… here take this journal and try to take daily notes on your day." "no, I had enough of these session!!!" his sand began to move " EEEEEEKKKKK!!!!" the therapist scream like a little girl and fainted "hmm" gaara notice he fainted and did the only nice thing possible. He went into the therapist pocket and stole wallet "G-Unit!!!" he start kicking him like he was gangsta (a/n: what…. I can't help it; I always wanted to see gaara act gansta).
end off, a flash within a flash back
"Why do I need a therapist again" Temari look at him with a tomboyish smile and begin speaking to him, as if she was his mother. (A/n: is that even a word tomboyish… Oh well) "now gaara, you know, and I know that your a psycho sadistic, nut job so stop kidding around and take the book" "But Teeeemaaariii"
He began whining like cartman off of South Park. "Take the book" she said trying to keep her anger down. "Bitch did I stutta I said no… now go make my sand which" he yelled "oh, hell to the mother fuckin no. Take the damn book or im burning Mr. Fluffykins" she said as she held lighter under the stuff panda naruto gave him (A/N: it might be something between gaara and naruto if you know what I mean lol: D) "no, not Mr. Fluffykins… ok I do it".
End of flash back
So let's try again.
Dear diary I am sabaku no gaara I am 15 years old and I live in suna. Today was another boring day… but something weird happen. I was walking around the minding my own business when the Chiyo (a/n: I know the hag died but lets just say she alive again D) needed help with her grocery, so I decided to help but as soon as I left, I could of sworn she said somthing.
flash back
Ok Chiyo here your grocery… have a good day" he said "thank you, and have a nice day" as he walked away she began muttering "damn I wouldn't mind hitting that from the back… baby got back" she whisper to herself "huh you say something chiyo?" "Oh nothing, you can go bye"
end of flash
-Shudder- I could swore, she said I had a nice ass.
Inner Cameron notes: ok I know it not glamorous or very funnie but I was having a bad day and I had to get my hair braided and that hurted like hell. But if you like and you want me to make another chapter REVIEW
And for the next chappy I thought about doing shino diary… I got hella ideal for him.
Well chow
