Three's Not A Crowd

Chapter 1 - The Big News (September 31, 1986)
Janet moved to the side of the bed. She looked over at the sleeping Jack. He pulled the blanket over his head. Janet knew what that meant. She left him alone and went to the bathroom. She twisted her wedding ring so that it was straight. Janet's second wedding anniversary to Jack was thirteen days ago. She felt sick, for some reason. She thought it was something she ate, or didn't eat, so, she left it alone. She got dressed and went to work.
A few days later, the stomachaches were back. She finally went to the doctor. She was very surprised at what the doctor had to say. He gave Janet a home pregnancy test, just in case the doctor was wrong. She went home and eagerly used the test.
Jack came home around 8:00 at night. He looked exhausted.
"Ugh! I'm so tired! I cooked so much I think my hands are gonna fall off!"
"That's nice, dear," said Janet. "Um, honey? Sit down, please?"
Jack sat on the couch. Janet sat next to him. She chuckled nervously. She tilted her head and gently tugged her earlobe.
"Jack... I have something...very important to tell you."
"Janet, it's like you're trying to tell me the birds and the bees!"
"Well, I'm kinda. Um..."
"Yes?"
Janet took a deep breath, and said her secret when she exhaled.
"I'm pregnant."
Jack stared at Janet. Jack didn't know what to say. The only thing that came out was, "OK, now, what's your secret?"
"That's it, Jack." Janet patted Jack's stomach and smiled. "That's what you wanted, right Jack?" She looked at him.
"Well, yeah, but..." He stared at Janet's stomach. "I'm gonna be a fa- fa-fa-fa-fa..." Janet's smile quickly turned into a concerned frown and smacked Jack in the back. "Father!"