I love RusUsGer, it's such an odd pairing but it works. The only reason I'm even writing this is because the idea won't leave my mind. Originally there were three versions of this story with one being that Ludwig was a girl and the other being that all three were girls in college. But I scraped those idea for them being three men living in a large apartment together.

Summery: Alfred and Ivan need another roommate to pay the rent or they will lose their home. In comes Ludwig, a man that Ivan and Alfred both start crushing on, how can they make this work when they both want the same guy but want to keep living together?

Warning: yaoi, threesome (possibly, if the story goes down that path), drinking, cussing, possible fighting, other things, AU story, uke-Germany (yeah, get use to it)

Pairings: RusUsGer, Germerica, RusGer, PrUk, others will appear in here later

I own nothing but the plot and any OCs

NOTE! I think I might let you guys vote who who Ludwig ends up. But, before you make your final choice, think really hard about the options set before you and how things could end up.

NOTE II! I'm using the names my RP friends gave to the Hetalia characters who do not have human names. So... yeah, hope that's good.

On with the fic!


He's Mine Bro!

Chapter One: Wanted! Attractive Man for Roommate


Ivan looked up from the game of Tetris he was playing on his old-as-hell-but-still-perfectly-functional Game Boy to see his roommate/ best friend/ rival enter through the front door, looking bothered. "Something up Alfred?" He asked and the blond let out a loud groan.

"I just ran into Old Man van der Molen, bastard told me we're behind on rent and he's not gonna wait for us to get the money this time. He said that he will kick us out in three weeks if we don't make up for this..." Alfred winced, holding up a letter that their landlord gave them.

The Russian sighed and stood up, walking over to read over the letter. "Hmm, Wilhelm knows that we only make enough to get by each month. I wish he hadn't made the price of rent go up."

"It's the economy. Fuck..." Alfred sat down in his easy chair, rubbing his head. "We can't lose this awesome place, we got it just the way we like it too! Plus we can't find another place in time. I don't want to go back to live with my parents and you sure as hell don't want to go back home, not when your little sister is there."

There was a sigh from the other before he sat back down where he had been. "That is true." He paused for a moment. "Alfred, maybe we should have someone move in."

Alfred blinked. "Move in? But we haven't been kicked out yet, the damn Dutchman gave us a little bit of time!"

"Nyet. I meant we have someone move in with us, to help pay the rent so that it's split three ways. We did end up getting a place that has three bedrooms and the third room is just full of the boxes from when we moved in." He smiled a bit. "We can post something up in the newspaper and hopefully someone will move in."

"But who is gonna want to live with two single gay men? I mean, I don't want some creepy guy or some vegan hippie idiot in here or one of those people who are super religious and hates everyone that's against them! I'd jump right out the window if that happens!"

Ivan rolled his eyes. "We post up what we would like in a roommate, that way we end up with someone we can be comfortable with." He spoke, returning to his game to get another perfect tetris.

The blond thought on this before grabbing his laptop off the table. "Alright, I think I can set up an ad for us, just need to send an e-mail to the paper's site, right?"

"Da."

"You just love to speak Russian to me, knowing it gets on my nerves, don't you?"

"Da." Came the happy reply with the evil smirk.


Only one person called in about the ad three days later and the man who called was going to meet them today.

"Ooh, I wonder what he looks like. He sounded really manly on the phone." Alfred spoke, pacing around the kitchen while sipping on a coke.

Ivan looked up from the book he was reading, trying to kill time before 11:00, the time the man named Ludwig would be arriving. "Calm down, I'm sure he will be good looking. But no hitting on him, we do not know if he is gay, straight, or bi."

"Or asexual or transexual." Alfred added on, making Ivan roll his eyes. The clock struck eleven and there was a knock at the door. "He's here? Wow, right on time." Alfred spoke as he and Ivan went to the door. Opening it up, blue and violet eyes widened at the sight before them.

Standing in the hall was a man, and what a man he is! He was rather tall, stuck in a height that was between Alfred's and Ivan's with a very muscular (but not too muscular) form under his perfectly pressed dress shirt and pants. His shoes were shines, his outfit didn't have a single wrinkle. His blond hair was slicked back, showing his face that didn't have a single scar or blimish on it, minus the small blush that dusted the pale cheeks. His crystal blue eyes looked between the gaping men and the man cleared his throat.

"Ahem, are you... Alfred Jones and Ivan Braginski? I'm Ludwig Beilschmidt and I called about the room?" Oh God! His voice was to die for and it has a delicious German accent to boot! This man was like a walking slice of heaven to Alfred and Ivan, but sadly they snapped back into reality.

"O-oh! Yes, we're Alfred and Ivan." Ivan spoke up first, shaking Ludwig's hand, Alfred doing the same. "Do come in and we'll show you around."

"Oh, thank you." Ludwig nodded, stepping inside and removing his shoes. Alfred was about to tell him that he didn't need to but he was at a lose of words when he watched Ludwig bend over a little. Blue-eyes focused on his ass for just a mere second before Ludwig stood right up.

Alfred grinned when Ludwig turned to him. "O-okay, now this is a rather large apartment, since as you know it's here in the city. Over there," he pointed to the kitchen, "is our kitchen but we don't have a table so we eat in the living room. Is that alright?"

Ludwig nodded. "That's fine." He looked around the living room and kitchen first, mumbling to himself in German as the other two watched. He then turned back to them. "May I see which room is the one you are renting out?"

"Ah, da!" Ivan smiled, walking over to place his hand on Ludwig's shoulder, mentally happy about feeling some of the muscles under his shirt. He walked Ludwig down the hall, pointing to first door being Alfred's, since it had pictures of Marvel and DC heroes taped to it. He then pointed to the room across the hall, that was Ivan's.

"And this is yours." Ivan spoke, opening the door. The room was bare, thanks to Alfred and Ivan getting rid of all the boxes that had just been tossed in there. Ludwig walked inside, leaving the other two in the hall. He pulled measuring tape from his pocket, putting it on the floor, agaisnt the walls, the main door frame, the closet, and to the door frame of the bathroom that came with the room.

He paused, took another look around and turned to the other two, confused men. "I'll move in tomorrow. I'll help with the rent, cooking, cleaning, and whatever else you need me for. I'd rather be helpful then a useless person just using you to have a home."

Alfred and Ivan just nodded. They did some paperwork that Wilhelm had given them and once that was finished Ludwig put back on his shoes. "I don't have much to bring, but thank you for allowing me to move in." He gave them a small smile, causing a bit of a blush to appear on the American and Russian's faces.

"No problem..!"

"Da, we're happy you are moving in..!" They both grinned and Ludwig nodded, saying a short good bye before leaving. When the door closed, Alfred and Ivan blushed deeply.

"I want to date that man." Blinking, Alfred and Ivan realized they had said the same thing at the same time, looking at one another. Sky-blue eyes narrowed just as viole-eyes hardened.

"Back off Commie, that dude is mine!" Alfred poked Ivan in the chest.

The Russian smiled, the air going cold as he slapped Alfred's hand away. "Nyet my capitalist comrade, for I will make Mr. Ludwig mine."

"But I want him!" The smaller man pouted. "Oh, it is on! Let's see who gets Ludwig first!"

"It is on." Ivan smirked. Outside, as he got into his car, Ludwig shuddered violently for some reason that was beyond him.

TBC


Hmm... let's see where this goes, yes?

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