i can't think of a cute or funny disclaimer, so i'll have to stick to the old classic: I don't own TW.
Observations of an Eyebrow Conversation by the darkness revealed
Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper
Observed: during Torchwood/Unit meeting
Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness and Mr. Ianto Jones
Report commences:
So I was sitting at the boardroom table, bored out my bloody mind. The stupid Unit commander guy was yattering on about…well…I don't really know. I wasn't paying any attention. Anyways, so I was sitting there, about to bang my darn head against the table out of boredom. Then I noticed two of my colleagues, Harkness and the Teaboy, seemed to be having a conversation. Here, I made a transcript of it.
CJH- Wiggles eyebrows
IJ- Raises one eyebrow
CJH- Wiggles eyebrows harder
IJ- Raises other eyebrow
CJH- Wiggles one eyebrow at a time
IJ- Blushes and lowers eyebrows
CJH- Raises one eyebrow
IJ- Raises both eyebrows
CJH- Wiggles eyebrows three times
IJ- Wiggles eyebrow once
CJH- Grins
IJ- Blushes and looks away
Fascinating, eh?
Later on, after the meeting, I went to the Captain's office to ask him about something. Unfortunately, I walked in on the Teaboy and the Captain snogging.
I am traumatized but I now know what the whole eyebrow conversation was about.
Those two are a mystery. In the name of science, I will continue to observe them!
End of Report
Random idea that popped into my head while i was doing my chores.
Please tell me what you thought of it!!! Do you think i should write more observations?
