i can't think of a cute or funny disclaimer, so i'll have to stick to the old classic: I don't own TW.


Observations of an Eyebrow Conversation by the darkness revealed

Report written by: Dr. Owen Harper

Observed: during Torchwood/Unit meeting

Specimens: Captain Jack Harkness and Mr. Ianto Jones

Report commences:

So I was sitting at the boardroom table, bored out my bloody mind. The stupid Unit commander guy was yattering on about…well…I don't really know. I wasn't paying any attention. Anyways, so I was sitting there, about to bang my darn head against the table out of boredom. Then I noticed two of my colleagues, Harkness and the Teaboy, seemed to be having a conversation. Here, I made a transcript of it.

CJH- Wiggles eyebrows

IJ- Raises one eyebrow

CJH- Wiggles eyebrows harder

IJ- Raises other eyebrow

CJH- Wiggles one eyebrow at a time

IJ- Blushes and lowers eyebrows

CJH- Raises one eyebrow

IJ- Raises both eyebrows

CJH- Wiggles eyebrows three times

IJ- Wiggles eyebrow once

CJH- Grins

IJ- Blushes and looks away

Fascinating, eh?

Later on, after the meeting, I went to the Captain's office to ask him about something. Unfortunately, I walked in on the Teaboy and the Captain snogging.

I am traumatized but I now know what the whole eyebrow conversation was about.

Those two are a mystery. In the name of science, I will continue to observe them!

End of Report


Random idea that popped into my head while i was doing my chores.

Please tell me what you thought of it!!! Do you think i should write more observations?