Hey everyone! Here is yet another oneshot (been doing a few of those lately). Please read and review!

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A/N: No jawas were harmed in the making of this fic.


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Daniel smirked as he looked down at the three jawas below him. It was pathetic, but amusing nevertheless. And he couldn't get in trouble for it either, that was the great part. So what if he had put a staff weapon down in the middle of the desert on Tatooine? It wasn't like he had done it right in front of the jawas, so it couldn't count as interference. Besides, he needed a little laugh every once and a while.

He was brought out of his thoughts as the jawas moved. They were cautiously moving toward the staff, watching it as if it might suddenly spring up and attack them. A few seconds later a brave one stepped forward and picked it up; not that it held it for very long. After afew seconds of struggling to get the staff—which just happened to be twice the jawa's height—up, he finally managed; only to have it fall over, jawa plunging to the sand with it. Daniel snickered as he watched the creature try to get back up. Said jawa stumbled back to its feet, scrambling to get away from the hunk of metal. All three looked at each other and huddled. A few minutes later they separated, all heading straight for the staff. They stood in a line next to the staff, one in the center, one in back, and one in front, as one they picked it up. The only problem was that the one in the middle hit a little switch as it picked it up. The end of the staff opened, causing all three to jump, but that only made it worse; when they jumped the middle jawa hit the switch again, causing the staff to charge and fire. A split second later the jawas were gone from the side of the staff; in fact, they were already half way back to their sand crawler. They weren't going to have that…thing…anywhere near them! Daniel howled with laughter as he watched the small figures retreat. That wasn't something you saw everyday. Daniel snapped and an instant later the staff was gone. As he headed back to the Milky Way galaxy, there was only one thing on his mind, If only Jack had seen that!


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