Artist: Slim Davie
Album: The David Taggert LP
Song: Antimorph


A lot of people ask me...
stupid fuckin questions.
a lot of people think...
that what i say in a fanfic
or what i talk about in a fanfic
that i actually do in real life
or that i believe in it
or if i say that i wanna kill somebody
that im actually gonna do it
or that i believe in it
well shit...
if you believe that...
then ill kill you...you know why?
cuz im a ANTIMORPH
ANTIMORPH
you goddamn right...
IMA ANTIMORPH
yeah ima a ANTIMORPH
my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
ill stab you in the head whether youre Tobias or Ax
and a Animorph? Yeerk or a controller,yes?
pants undressed, hate em all? the answer's yes
Aniphobic? nah youre just independantphobic
keepin me on a leash and never lettin me off it
thats my motherfuckin life you better let go of it
it belongs to me only youll never get hold of it
'hey its me,Aximili,whoops somebody shot me
and i was just morphin to mail, get it? checkin the male,
how many records you expectin to sell
after your second fanfic sends you directly to jail?'
CMON RELAX GUY, I LIKE ANIMORPHS RIGHT KID?
GIMME AN AMEN (amen!)
please lord this boy needs jesus
he almost tried to help us destroy these demons
oh and please send me a brand new morph
and a prostitute, while Rachel's sick in the hospital
preacher preacher, 5th grade teacher
you cant reach me, the Yeerks cant either
you cant teach me a goddamn thing cuz
i have a brain and I am able
you aint able to stop these thoughts
you cant stop me from morphin these tarts
and you cant stop me from droppin these marks
with a brand new fanfic for these fuckin retards
and to think, its just little old me
mr. dont give a fuck, still wont plea
im a ANTIMORPH
everytime i write a fic these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess im a ANTIMORPH
i dont gotta say a word i just morph to the bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
im a ANTIMORPH
everytime i write a fic these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess im a ANTIMORPH
i dont gotta say a word i just morph to the bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
your mother did drugs,hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
the baby came out evil like Mr. T
it was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
dont dare make fun of that baby cuz that baby was me
im a ANTIMORPH, an animal caged but turned crazed
but how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you werent raised?
soon as i got older and i got a lot taller
my spirits got smallerr but my ego got larger
i drank more liquor, 'the fuck you want' quicker
you wanna fuck me up for sayin the word morpher?
my motives went (pfft) when Jake got oral
sex in the barn loft on top of his hay harder
and soon employed, dont ignore me you wont avoid me
you cant miss me, im white, blonde hair and my nose is pointy
im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in Yeerk Pools or last as long as it aint happenin to him
slim davie im as crazy as Dr. Drode and him combined
replacin the doctor, cuz dre couldnt make it today
hes a little under the weather so im takin his place (muffled talking)
oh thats drode with an ak to his face
dont make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
i told you drode you shoulda kept that thing in the hold
i guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it , oh?
im a ANTIMORPH

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boss alright look, just go up in that motherfucker
and get the motherfucking money and get the fuck outta there
slim aright
boss ill be out here waitin on you
slim alright
boss oh em...
slim what!
boss dont kill nobody this time!
slim ohhh! goddamn fuck this motherfuckin...(whistling)
oh how you doin?
teller hi
slim I need to make a withdrawal
put the fucking money and the bag bitch and i wont kill you
teller oh my god (putting money in bag)
slim im not gonna kill you
teller please dont kill me, dont hurt me
slim im not gonna fucking kill you, hurry the fuck up with the money
*BLAM*
slim thank you!
-
windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it
cuz when i rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
so help me, this guys in it
and if anyone identifies the guy i hide for five minutes
come back and shoot the eye witness
fire at the Animorphs who came to pry in my business
die bitches, bastards, rats, pests
just Forlay's lucky i didnt blast her ass yet!
if i ever gave a fuck id shave my nuts
morph my dick in between my legs and cluck
you motherfucking chickens aint brave enough
to say the stuff i say so this fic gets shut
shit, half the shit i say i just make it up
to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
and if its not a morpher that i make it as
ima be a fuckin nutbag in a jason mask!
im a ANTIMORPH
everytime i write a fic these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess im a ANTIMORPH
i dont gotta say a word i just morph to a bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
im a ANTIMORPH
everytime i write a fic these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess im a ANTIMORPH
i dont gotta say a word i just morph to a bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
(4x)