Chapter one: wu me
Mako was busy doing police shit and being a lil emo bitch. He pulled a picture of asami and korra out of his desk, and he shat on it. Bitchez. Errybody knows that asami and korra are old news. Mako picked up his perfume, sex panther, garunteed to get him sweet ass, and all of a sudden, 39020913108309e832989 bitches stormed the station. Mako was not interested he was 2 cool for dat. Instead, he grabed his keyring, completle with a souvinier penis whistle from EMBER ISLAND (Lol like fire island ammirite?) and got up from his poopie desk. He sauntered down to the basement, where he hard a familiar sound, a high pitched "OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOUIIIIIIIIIIIIIOUIIIIIII" CUMMING from behind a shaft. A female penis whistle. He rounded the bend, to see the beaut sound, and lo and behold it wasn't a femal, but a fine ass shwaty none the less. A man, brown in skin color, with a hughe nose and a curly quie hair, mako inhaled, taking in the dankness of the basement. Mmmmmmmm.
"hey." Mako called, remembering his coply duties. "you kant b doen here."
"wat. Oh butt I can. I am prince."
"wat."
"yeah, oh, and are you mako?"
"yeah….." mako was sexily perplexed. "how did u know dat?"
"I have bin expecting u, fire ferret. You're my new body guard."
Mako chortled under his breath. He liked the idea of guarding his body. In bed. At 3am baby. Ow wowowow biut, he had to remain coply and stoic. So he just said "tch"
"oh, aren't you the avatar's girl?"
Mako became enraged. His penis and eyes burned with anger. "NO I AM NOT SHES A BASIC BITCH"
Wu's eyes lit up. He liked the firebenders fireyness. "oh. That's good to heer."
"wat"
"tha ober. I like guys who are available."
"wat im not gay u queer."
"but have you ever…." (dramatic paus) "eeven thought about been with a guy" wu walked over to lightly stroke mako in his area.
Mako liked being touched in his haira. Wu noticed mako was VERY VERY WELL ENDOWED (he had a big dick for u ppl who don't get metafors.) "touch me pls moar."
"MOARRRRR?" Wu asked, diging his gross gay ass pink ass nails into makos area.
"YES MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" He screamed
Mako screamed in pain & pleasure. His screem broke the glass windows letting in a gorgeous nighttime sun in the basement and a shard broke off and flew into Wu's asshole. (dramatic paus). Wu screamed.
Mako screamed."WUUUUUUUUUUU"
"Mako, isnce my butthole is already broken, will u pls break it more.? Mako? Answer me?"
Mako's butthole bled from 3 places. 1 from the top and 2 from the insid." I'm not gay u queer"
"NO MAKO SLAY ME. SLEIGH INTO ME"
LIKE SO: 8==========D (anus)
They mad love
Wu screamed.
A womans scent filled the room with its EVIL noxious fumes.
Mako new the smell.
(dramatic paus)
