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Subject What do you say?

I'm tellin' you Harry

It's a burden I carry

You father annoys me

Your sister avoids me

So let's go on a date and make merry

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Subject: Re: What do you say?

Jack, it may be the truth

That in the days of your youth

We might have played for long hours

In the locker room showers

But now; aren't you too long in the tooth?

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Subject: I'm not THAT old

Not to be snide

But I can state with some pride

Ol' Jack is no rookie

At man on man nookie

You'll not find better if you search far and wide

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Subject: Re: I'm not THAT old

You may be right but then I'm

Just coming into my prime

I like my romantic play

To last the whole day

Your job hardly leaves you the time

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Subject: Re: Well then how about a …?

Jack, you'd better take note

The chance of THAT is remote

You're completely incorrigible

And your timing is horrible

Tru will tell you; I have a sore throat.

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Subject: Sorry, Harry

Forgive me, dear Har

Or I'll sink into despair

I was tad hasty

But the thought was so tasty

Come to dinner! I'll be a gentleman, I swear

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Subject: Re: Sorry, Harry

Jack I just might be willing

If you've a fine vintage chilling

'Sides Tru's been on my case

It will buy me some space

And she'll thank me if I distract you from killing

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Subject: What happened?

Harry why did you run?

Were you not having fun?

Did you not like wine

Was the show not divine?

You left before we'd hardly begun!

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Subject: Re: What happened?

I know we had a pact ...

But how to say this with tact?

Though I won't tell a soul

Jack that wasn't no mole

It may be gonorrhea, in fact.

So I don't care if you scoff -

Like some pig at the trough

Until a physician

Treats your condition,

Our romance is DEFINATELY off!