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Subject What do you say?
I'm tellin' you Harry
It's a burden I carry
You father annoys me
Your sister avoids me
So let's go on a date and make merry
To luvtheponiesatthetrackdotcom
From jackatthemorguedotcom
Subject: Re: What do you say?
Jack, it may be the truth
That in the days of your youth
We might have played for long hours
In the locker room showers
But now; aren't you too long in the tooth?
To luvtheponiesatthetrackdotcom
From jackatthemorguedotcom
Subject: I'm not THAT old
Not to be snide
But I can state with some pride
Ol' Jack is no rookie
At man on man nookie
You'll not find better if you search far and wide
To luvtheponiesatthetrackdotcom
From jackatthemorguedotcom
Subject: Re: I'm not THAT old
You may be right but then I'm
Just coming into my prime
I like my romantic play
To last the whole day
Your job hardly leaves you the time
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Subject: Well then how about a … ?
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From jackatthemorguedotcom
Subject: Re: Well then how about a …?
Jack, you'd better take note
The chance of THAT is remote
You're completely incorrigible
And your timing is horrible
Tru will tell you; I have a sore throat.
To luvtheponiesatthetrackdotcom
From jackatthemorguedotcom
Subject: Sorry, Harry
Forgive me, dear Har
Or I'll sink into despair
I was tad hasty
But the thought was so tasty
Come to dinner! I'll be a gentleman, I swear
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Subject: Re: Sorry, Harry
Jack I just might be willing
If you've a fine vintage chilling
'Sides Tru's been on my case
It will buy me some space
And she'll thank me if I distract you from killing
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From jackatthemorguedotcom
Subject: What happened?
Harry why did you run?
Were you not having fun?
Did you not like wine
Was the show not divine?
You left before we'd hardly begun!
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Subject: Re: What happened?
I know we had a pact ...
But how to say this with tact?
Though I won't tell a soul
Jack that wasn't no mole
It may be gonorrhea, in fact.
So I don't care if you scoff -
Like some pig at the trough
Until a physician
Treats your condition,
Our romance is DEFINATELY off!
