Title: Better than Fiction
Author: Evil_Little_Dog
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: This is a derivative work, and, as such, I make absolutely no money writing this. Darn the luck.
Summary: Dawn wants to know about other vampires.
"So, Dracula exists," Dawn said, "any other famous vampires I should know about?"
"Me," Spike said, slouching deeper into his chair. "'M the Big Bad." He made a face. "S'pose Angelus counts."
"I meant some famous vampire. I said famous, I know I did." Dawn rolled her eyes.
Spike wrinkled his nose. "Did meet up with a bloody tosser named Lestat once."
Dawn closed her mouth. "Lestat? Like, that book vampire? Interview With the Vampire vampire?" She scooted closer. "Was he as amazing as he is in the books?"
"Amazing? Li'l bit, he's not amazing. He's a pompous ass, and I'm sayin that as someone who usta to hang with Angelus back in the day." Spike made a motorboat sound with his mouth. "Dru nearly ate him alive."
"Drusilla?" Not nearly as cool.
"Yeah. Last I heard, he was hidin' out in South America. Or something. Don't worry, that tosser ain't coming anywhere near Sunnydale."
Dawn sighed. No, she wasn't worried. But now she'd have to find out from Angel if Spike was right - without Buffy from finding out. Easier said than done, but Dawn knew how to bypass her sister. Besides, it's not like Angel would come back to Sunnydale to answer her questions.
"Anything else you wanna know, Bit?"
"Nope, I'm good for now." Dawn smiled, planning on how to make contact with Angel, as soon as possible. Yeah. Verification was needed.
~end~
