A/N: This was actually a Reddit comment I made in a response to /u/needtokilltime having trouble how to make a "happy" Kurapika x Chrollo fic...this was my strange attempt at doing it :/

Speaking of Reddit, be sure to sub to /r/HxHFanfiction if you can! It's /u/needstokilltime's creation and it's a great place to stop by if you're into HxH fanfiction!

Anyway, here's another abomination of mine.

Kurapika was in the heat of the final battle between him and his sworn nemesis; neither of them giving a slight edge.

Chains flying, sun and moon puppets charging, and casualties of the bystanders in the growing by the second.

The showdown in the Dark Continent was become more grandiose than anyone could have expected, endangering not only the lives of the explorers, but the lives of the Continent-bound creatures as well.

Chrollo was losing his edge, but he notices that something is off...

"...wait a minute, you're not Kurapika," he said, throwing Kurapika off guard.

"What the hell is this blasphemy? Trying to play me with your sick little games?"

"No," Chrollo started, "it's just that you're not you when you are hungry," he said, pulling out a rectangular object from his pocket.

"What the fuck?!"

"Here Uvo, eat a snickers bar," Chrollo demanded, tossing the snickers bar to Kurapika.

He ate it and returned to Uvo.

Uvo and Chrollo had a tear-jerking reunion, embracing eachother with a mighty hug, and greeting each other with dampened cries.

To celebrate, the two then laid waste to everyone on the Dark Continent, took all the goods they could take, and killed off Hisoka because chapter 357 and all.