Malchik Gei
By: Shozetsku
Disclaimer/Warnings/Authoress Notes:

I do not own. (goes for the whole fic.)

Yaoi. Cursing. Shonen-ai. Non-canon; but not entirely AU. And basic yaoi fangirl-ness. If you do not like this, then do not read this.

This was inspired by listening to the song Malchik gei (also spelled Malchick Gay, which roughly means 'Gay Boy') by Tatu waay too much. I highly recommend you listen to it while you read this. While the Russian version is better, the English version adds for better backdrop. Most likely this will be a three shot.

Chapter One: Unknown Onlookers

"I could have sworn that Sasuke-kun came this way." Ino said as she and Sakura searched through the woods for where Sasuke had disappeared to. Both girls did not particularly want the others company but neither wanted to risk the other to have any alone time with Sasuke. Sakura looked to the ground, "Huh, that's strange, there are two sets of recent tracks here, could Sasuke-kun have been with someone?" The two of them looked at each other, suddenly livid. They were both thinking the same thing, 'Whichever bitch is trying to seduce Sasuke will die painfully.'

They followed the tracks for a while and they heard the sound of people. Two people, actually. The two girls took out a kunai each and inched silently closer.

"OH! GODS, Sasuke! Don't just tease me!" the girl's eyes widened as they turned slowly to look at each other. They knew that voice. That orange jacket that had it's sleeves caught in a kunai that was stuck firmly into the tree trunk behind the desperate speaker. Said jacket was opened revealing the black undershirt that was pushed up around the speaker's upper torso. There was no mistaking the speaker, Naruto Uzumaki was pinned to a tree, near enough shirtless, and looking like he was thoroughly enjoying it.

Sasuke was grinning in an animalistic manner as he pulled off Naruto's hitai ate and retied it tightly over his mouth. To loud yet muffled protest.

"Shut up, we're not as far out as we usually are, what if someone hears you? We can't have that." Sakura vaguely thought that it was too late for that kind of precaution as someone had already found them just now. Sasuke grinned even more as Naruto made furious attempts to remove the gag and yell at Sasuke at the same time. But without the use of his hands it was a lot harder.

Sasuke laughed and cupped Naruto's cheek, "I can't take the gag off; you are a loud little lover and you'll almost certainly attract someone here before I've finished having my way with you. Just deal with it. We can't kiss any more and I'm not going to be able to hear you scream my name in that god sexy way so I'm sacrificing too."

Sasuke moved a hand down Naruto's chest and the muffled complaints all but ceased. In it's place was a softened moan, Sasuke's hand drifted into the other boy's pants and Naruto let out a loud gasp.

Sasuke toyed with the other boy for a few minutes, slowly driving the blonde insane. He started to wildly buck into Sasuke's hand. Sasuke smirked yet again.

"You're so impatient today, is it because I've been neglecting my foxy little lover? Do I have to slowly apologize for any wrong I may have done you?"

Naruto managed to make the hitai ate slide off his mouth and lay to rest around his neck, "You have a damn lot to apologize for, but if you do anything slowly you'll drive me out of my damn mind!"

Apart from appeasing Naruto Sasuke laughed. "If you're still able to talk in coherent sentences I must be loosing my touch. And what did I tell you about your gag?"

"Put it back on and I'll suffer three weeks celibate just to see you suffer with me." Naruto growled. Sasuke didn't touch the headband anymore.

"I am definitely loosing my touch. You're still talking. Usually I have you so tongue tied you can't even tell me to fuck you harder. Maybe if I keep teasing you here," he put his hand down Naruto's pants again and gave a very hard and noticeable squeeze. "And play with you're sweet spot a bit, I'll be back up to standard." Sasuke looked like he was whispering something into Naruto's ear, but he was really slowly biting and kissing a tender spot Naruto had the was just under his left ear.

"Saa... no.. tease... ahh! There! Sa-sa, AHH! Finally!"

Sasuke broke his contact with Naruto's neck to laugh out loud. Neither on-looking girl understood but Sasuke had just inserted a finger into Naruto. And Naruto knew what was coming now. (Him? Sasuke? Both? Ok. That was a really bad joke.) Sasuke inserted a second finger. And he kissed Naruto hard. Sasuke seemed to be slowly drawing away from Naruto but Naruto wasn't ready to stop kissing Sasuke, the farther back he drew the more Naruto leaned out to try and keep his contact with those delectable lips.

Sakura didn't even realize that she had been fanning herself until her brain registered that her hand was getting tired. She looked beside her, Ino seemed to be equally out of breath.

"Saa-aa, please. I ... oh.. huunnn. Want –AHH! Harder! There!" Sasuke smirked, as he started to attack Naruto's neck, "Now that's music to my ears. I've still got it."

Sasuke dropped to his knees suddenly, Naruto moaned wantonly as he waited impatiently for what was about to come next. As Sasuke's head was blocking their line of sight neither girl exactly saw what he was doing. But they could guess. And all guess' were confirmed when they saw Sasuke's head bobbing like that. Naruto mewled loudly in appreciation. His legs were reflexively wrapping around Sasuke's head to increase the friction. Sasuke used his free hand to steady Naruto's hips, "You're going to make me choke, Dobe."

"Don't." Naruto managed between ragged breathes and savage moans.

"Then don't try to make me choke." Sasuke said resolutely and he returned to his very important and demanding task of blowing Naruto out of this world.

Naruto practically screamed and a few seconds later, his blonde love breathing very head, Sasuke stood up wiping his mouth.

"I'd almost forgotten how damn good you taste, but now it's my turn, 'cause as you can tell, I haven't come yet."

The two girls could have gotten a good look at Sasuke's partially revealed ass as he entered Naruto but they were looking at the boys' faces, Naruto was crying happily it seemed and Sasuke had never looked sexier. Naruto cried out periodically in time with Sasuke's almost violent thrusts. Louder each time.

"SASUKE!"

"NARUTO!"

And just for a moment they seemed to be frozen in time, or that they had gone somewhere completely out of the world and left behind their bodies. Sakura quickly burned the image into her memory.

After a few moments they seemed to come around.

"Next time you want to fuck me wait till were close to a bathroom so we can clean up somewhere with warm water. I think there's a stream nearby that we can clean up in." Naruto said a bit stubbornly, almost as though he had not just the brains fuck out of him by someone who was thought to be his greatest rival.

"So noted." Sasuke said with a nod, "We should try to wash the smell out of our clothes as best we can, we can say we were sparring and fell into a river."

"And Sasuke?"

"What?"

"The next time you're going to be away for like three weeks on a mission warn me so we can schedule in plenty of time to screw before and after. 'Cause I gotta meet Shikamaru for some mission in an hour." Naruto said with his hands on his hips.

"Let's just wash off." Sasuke said with a shake of his head, clearly trying not to laugh.

And they left, never once noticing the two girls that weren't even three yards away from them for most of their little romantic tryst.

The said girls looked at each other. Sakura broke their silence first.

"I say we form a fanclub."

"I say you're on. That was the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life."

"My idea, I'm president."

"How about we be co-founders and leave it at that?"

"You're on."

And so the SasuNaru Fanclub was born. Well, at least the Konoha branch anyways.

End chapter.

God this was begging to be written! Damn this was short! And damn was this fun to write! Review if you like it! And if you have requests for what's going to happen in the next chapter I'm open!

Next chapter up as soon as school permits!

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