"Tobi! Get back here and help me carry these damn bags un!" Tobi happily skipped over but whined, "But Tobi want to make a sand castle sempai!"

Hidan threw a suitcase at him muttering, "If we have to fucking carry our shit to the motel then you do to!" Zetsu patted his lover on the head, "It's fair Tobi and besides, we have plenty of time to enjoy the beach."

Kisame was giddy, "It's about time we went on a vacation and to the beach! I've haven't had a good swim in a long time."

Sasori gloomily carried his stuff inside, "What's so great about a bunch of sand next to salty water? If I wanted to go on vacation in a pile of sand I would've went to my home village."

Deidara gave his lover a small smile, "It'll be alright Danna, there's plenty of things to do here un."

"What do you mean an extra two hundred bucks for four rooms?!" Olivia rushed to her lover's side and pulled him away from the clerk before things turned ugly, speaking with the man herself.

Itachi smirked, "Trying to cheat you is he?" "YES!" Kakuzu was about to have a conniption fit until his lover waved him back over.

Madara laughed when she handed out the card keys, "I'm surprised you fixed the problem so easily Olivia." She giggled, "He just misunderstood the reservations and which rooms."

Hidan hollered, "Hey! How do you get this fucking card to work?" Kakuzu sighed and grabbed the card, sliding it through the slot with ease until the green light came on, turning the handle. "So simple a child could do it." "FUCK OFF!"


There were four rooms, each with two beds and plenty of accessories.

#1: Kisame and Itachi

#2: Sasori and Deidara

#3: Kakuzu, Hidan, and Olivia

#4: Zetsu, Tobi, and Madara

It all worked out well thankfully.


*Kisame snorted, "How do they expect a big man like me to even fit in this shower? I'll have to duck down!"

Itachi sighed as he unpacked his bag, "That rules us out from taking a shower together." "DAMN!"


*Sasori sulked on the bed with Deidara trying to cheer him up, "Come on Danna, the beach may have sand but it's nothing like your village. Try to have some fun, we just got here un."

The red head growled, "Give me four good reasons why I should I enjoy myself on this sand trap?" The blonde smirked, "If I do then no more pouting and come with us un?"

Sasori sighed, "Alright but only if you give me those reasons and they better be good."

Deidara rolled his eyes, "It's warm and we can go outside half naked that you can't do in a sand storm like at your village. There's the lazy river so you're not technically in the water. Lots of games and pranks to play on the others. And the most important thing….."

He rubbed his hands all over his lover's back, "You can rub the suntan lotion all over me anytime you want and we do have this room all to ourselves un."

The brown eyes lit up and he smirked, "You talked me into it."


*Tobi sat on the floor huffing, "Tobi want to play now Zetsu!" His lover sighed and put his clothes in the drawer, "We have to wait for everyone else so please be patient."

Madara muttered, "I'm ready to go too so it's not like they can't find us." "If both of you don't stop whining you're not going!"

Tobi and Madara shrank down a little with smirks. They sure knew how to piss Zetsu off.


*Kakuzu was still groaning about the clerk, "Bastard trying to cheat me out of my money!" "Shut up and let's go! I never fucking been to the beach!" Olivia smiled, "Hang on Hidan, we have to pack our bags and make sure we have everything."

"Hidan snorted, "Like what? All we need is a lounge chair and beach towel!" She sighed, "We also need: suntan lotion/oil, shades, umbrella, sandals, and a book/ipod."

Kakuzu nodded, "She's right Hidan, so stop bellyaching and help her get those items together."


*It took twenty minutes for everyone to meet ready to go, walking/running to the sparkly blue ocean and white sand.

All the guys wore swim trunks that were mid-thigh, except Kisame and Kakuzu (just a tad longer for them.

Itachi had dark purple with a coral reef floral pattern. Kisame's were dark blue with waves. Sasori had just a simple black.

Tobi had an orange floral pattern. Zetsu's was black and green. Deidara's was bright blue with fireworks scattered all over it. Madara wore a dark red with white Hibiscus flowers decorated on it.

Kakuzu had a black pair with green palm trees. Hidan wore a black with red Hibiscus and Olivia had a cute pink two piece.

After they set up the chairs and you name it (some being forced to) until the fun began.

Sasori and Itachi sat under an umbrella reading, Zetsu went with Deidara to go spar. Madara and Hidan were stretched out going to tan.

Kakuzu sat under the umbrella with Olivia about to tan herself.


*Kisame went running at full speed with Tobi to the water. "Want to do a cannonball Tobi?" "Yes!"

Kisame grabbed his wrists, spinning around like a top before throwing the boy high into the air with him screaming, "THAT WAS MEANNNNN!" Then the shark dove into the water happily.

Itachi and Sasori both leaned back, "Wow, look at him go." "I doubt he'll land as intended." "No joke."

"Hidan!" "WHAT?" She gawked, "A speedo? What about the other shorts?"

He smirked, "That's my swimming pair and I wore this underneath so I can fucking tan in. I'll get more sun this way…..though I rather be in the fucking nude but the old man said no."

Kakuzu rolled his eyes and opened his book, "We're not the only ones here idiot. No need to scare the public."

Olivia laughed and grabbed the lotion, "Oy! What's that?" She stared at her lover with that 'are you serious' look, "It's suntan lotion Hidan, I'm going to rub in on your back." "I don't fucking want it." "You need it Hidan, you'll get sunburn."

He took the bottle and tossed it on Kakuzu, "I won't get sunburn, I'm immortal."

Both Kakuzu and her scowled, "Just because your immortal doesn't mean you can't get a sunburn!"

"Says who?" She groaned, "Me! Did you forget how red my shoulders got when I went to the lake with Tobi and Kisame to swim way back?" "That was sunburn? I thought that was a rash."


"You can't be that stupid Hidan!" "SHUT UP OLD MAN!"

She sighed, "Whatever, turn around Kakuzu so I can get your back." The miser smirked and softly groaned as she rubbed him down.

Olivia glanced at Hidan to see him watching with interest. She purposely tortured him and pressed her breasts on her lover's back, reaching around and spreading it all over his chest.

Hidan quickly sat up with a pout as his lover, she was even rubbing that stuff on his legs too. "He can do it himself you know." "I know but I like giving Kuzu a massage."

The purple eyes went large, "Massage? Really? I like massages." Kakuzu grinned, "Too bad, you turned down her offer."

Olivia stopped once she was satisfied and handed it to Kakuzu, "You do me." "I'll fucking do it!" She tsked, "No thank you, I want Kuzu to do it since he doesn't mind me being concerned about his well being."

"NO FUCKING FAIR!"

Sasori peeked over his shades from hearing Hidan's shout and saw a rather smutty scene.

Kakuzu was behind Olivia, rubbing the suntan lotion over her stomach upwards to her breasts, sneaking his hands under the bathing suit top.

The red head smirked and was getting fairly aroused. He fought back laughing at Hidan's angry expression but had a better idea. "Hey brat! Come here!"

"Why Danna un?"

"I need to put some suntan lotion on you!"


To be continued:

I know I know, I totally said I wasn't doing anymore stories until I finished what I have already but…..I forgot about this one and I want the Akatsuki to have fun at the beach before it's not summertime anymore.

Am I right you readers? Don't worry, there will be at least one lemon but plenty of fun stuff.

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