Hey, whats up. This is my first product of writing (very formal huh?) and so I beg of you, please,please, please comment, review, rate, etc. If it needs more 'oomph' I'd be happy to oblige. Also……. Many thanks to my friend-Fred (takes a bow) who gave me an idea during a silly Twilight thing? This songfic/story's for u!! Also to all the twilight fans and Edward fans…oh boy! On with the show!!
Disclaimer: I do not nor will I ever own Twilight. (Unfortunately) Stephenie Meyer does. Stupid Stephenie.
MY BELLA( THE PARTY OF A LIFE TIME)
I sat patiently watching the gorgeous specimen of beauty that sat opposite of me while
he stared longingly at the moon that shone overhead the dimly lit meadow. I didn't
notice that he was staring back at me until a soft but loud enough to hear sigh was
made. The way he stared at me with his gold rimed eyes seemed to make the place
even more magical. 'Bella, love' he whispered. I looked up reluctantly to see a
puzzled look adorning his beautiful face. Then his face transformed into plain nervousness.
"Edward?" I asked uncertainly. "Is something wrong ?" I continued while
desperately trying to find the source of his nervousness. "Nothing's wrong" he said
finally, all signs of nervousness suddenly evaporating. "I..I have something to tell
you. Which know you already know." I nodded dumbly while he struggled with his
words. "I love you Bella with all my heart. Forever and always no matter what." I
blushed as his hand stroked my cheek softly." Also I...have a gift .Well a song mostly
made just for you." By now his face was inches for mine, much to my liking .His cool
breath fanning my face while his voice like velvet caused the drumming of my heart
to accelerate. I closed my eyes as he whispered "listen closely, I wrote it just for you"
And then it happened.
A strange sound began to playing in the distance. It wasn't a
piano but a sort of hip hop sound. I inwardly shuddered not knowing why. Then
jasper appeared carrying a huge stereo. Eight actually. While Emmett followed
wearing a pair of D&G glasses, a striped polo shirt and Edd Hardy sneakers and
carrying a cordless mike. My eyes shifted to Edward in time to see that he also had a
quick costume change of a dark leather jacket , jeans, with mark Ecko sneakers.
Emmett handed Edward a mike while jasper fixed the lights which seemed to appear
out of nowhere. Suddenly some girls came out of a bush carrying umbrellas. One of
the girls waved to me and I waved awkwardly back. It was when I squinted against
the bright lights that I saw Jessica. In leotards and fish net stockings. A began to feel
faint…and sickly revolted. Then Emmett's voice boomed through the enormous
speakers. He introduced himself and Edward as he glided onto the stage (earning a
few sights from persons who suddenly appeared out of nowhere too) and with the
mike in hand said "This is for you Bella" while sending me a quick wink. The last
thing that went through my mind was 'oh snap!'
AND NOW INTRODUCING THE 'CULLENS' SINGING THEIR NEW HIT SINGLE ESTABLISHED 5 MINUTES AGO…………
'MY BELLA"
(sung to the tune of umbrella by Rihanna and Jay Z)
Emmett
Ahuh ahuh ( yeah Edward)
Ahuh ahuh (Ice man in the building)
Ahuh ahuh
Ahuh ahuh (you da man ..action)
He's cool as ice, I'm all stone
When it rains he reading poetry
Playing the piano all night long
When the clouds come we gone
Wouldn't believe me if I said
Jasper wasn't always a guy (Bella sweat drops. Jasper hides)
I got proof in anticipation for this celebration
I'm selling for 30 bucks
Yeah Ice man's back
Yo dude those pics ain't cheap
Yo homie give em back! (grabs some random dude and beats him up for no reason)
Edward
You have my heart
And were only centuries apart
Ain't good enough to be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
And when It's late at night
I'll stare at you till the morning light
And I know you want me there
I'll follow you anywhere
Because…..
Chorus
When the sun shines, we'll sparkle together
Told you I'd be here forever
Said you should hang out with your human friends
Doesn't mean that Mike Newton won't end up dead (Bella frowns and Edward smirks)
Now that I'm sparkling more than ever
And your Jacob's dense as ever
Jessica's dreaming bout me and her together (Jessica sighs)
Just know that you will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
You will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
Sexiest girl eva (Bella blushes, Lauren gags)
(Eva eva ,eh, eh ,eh )
You will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh )
These fancy things (points at his family's cars, money, diamonds, watch, everything he owns, etc)
Will never come in between
Your apart of my vampiracy for infinity
When Jacob tried to win your heart (stupid dog)
And when he couldn't he stole my car (Jacob appears and shouts "liar!")
And I know it ain't money you want
But how does a private island sound? (winks at Bella)
Because……
Chorus
When the sun shines, we'll sparkle together
Told you I'd be here forever
Said you said hang out with your human friends
Doesn't mean that Mike Newton won't end up dead (Bella frowns and Edward smirks)
Now that I'm sparkling more than ever
And your Jacob's dense as ever
Jessica's dreaming bout me and her together (Jessica sighs)
Just know that you will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
You will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
Sexiest girl eva (Bella blushes, Lauren gags)
(Eva eva ,eh, eh ,eh )
You will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh )
Dark Edward and Jasper
Only run into my arms
If you don't be very alarmed
Come here to me
There's no distance in between our love (except Jacob)
So go and let the blood pour (Bella cringes)
Feel it flowing. I want more! ( Opera voice- more!!)
Because….
Chorus
When the sun shines, we'll sparkle together
Told you I'd be here forever
Said you said hang out with your human friends
Doesn't mean that Mike Newton won't end up dead (Bella frowns and Edward smirks)
Now that I'm sparkling more than ever
And your Jacob's dense as ever
Jessica's dreaming bout me and her together (Jessica sighs)
Just know that you will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
You will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
Sexiest girl eva (Bella blushes, Lauren gags)
(Eva eva ,eh, eh ,eh )
You will always be my Bella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh )
Ending
I sparkle (sparkle)
I'm the best, I'm awesome (awesome)
Baby come here to me (oh)
Let Jacob be (Edward- seriously!)
I sparkle (sparkle)
I got money, I'm awesome (awesome)
Song fades.
Suddenly a huge crowd consisting of half of the population in Washington erupted
into cheers. I stood frozen into place while going over what just happened. I turned
slowly around planning to make a run for it when Jacob shouted out "wait Bella!
there's more!" "s-s-seriously?" I stuttered talking to no one in particular. "Yes,
seriously" replied Jasper who was leaning against a tree smoking a cigarette. I blinked
furiously before turning my attention to a grinning Jacob. He was on stage in a light
brown t-shirt (for a change cuz he rarely wears one) and blue skinny jeans. Just the
Edward appeared at my side. "What is Jacob doing?" I asked "You'll see" he
murmured against my ear. "…So how did you like my performance?" he prompted.
"I…um.. er ...well.. it- it was g-"
"great? Perfect?" Edward asked with his best puppy dog pout.
I couldn't resist. "Yes, perfect" I lied. "Glad you think so." he replied. Suddenly
Emmett's booming voice was back and this time he introduced Jacob Black.
'Not again' I thought.
AND NOW OUR LAST PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT. GIVE IT UP FOR JACOB BLACK!! WITH THE HELP FROM OUR PART TIME DJ… DJ PSYCHIC
Now I knew that this couldn't be real. DJ Psychic was Alice? Grabbing the mike
from Emmett she shouted "what's up Washington!!!" and a whole lot of screaming
took place. I quickly looked around to see I was standing in a football field
surrounded by Twilight luvers and hobos!! "Not hobos" I whispered.
Then Alice flipped out a bunch of cds and before I knew it Sean Paul's 'Temperature'
started to play. Bodies suddenly began to move and Edward disappeared. But the fans
Weren't the only ones dancing. Jacob was dancing too. On stage. In public.
"what is this world coming too!" I screamed.
Chorus
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!
I started to twitch when I saw Jacob…doing the running man, now the funky chicken
and…Edward is doing the robot? I puked a little in my mouth while a bunch of girls
climbed over some fence (in a meadow? when was there ever a fence in this meadow.
Security!) "My eyes! My eyes!" Leah screamed. "Come here you stud muffins!" She
shouted before jumping onto the stage. I gasped. "o. m .g" I whispered, suddenly
feeling that I had the wind knocked out of me. "Edward and…Jacob are." I couldn't finish
the sentence before I fainted. The last thing I saw was Jacob and Edward giving a
strip tease and Carlisle, or could I say car-lizzle since that's what it said on his pimp
stick, dancing the Macarena…..nude.
5 hours later. ..
"Oh my head" I groaned . Cool, icy fingers gingerly brushed the side of my cheek
"Morning love." Edward murmured against my cheek "E-Edward?" I asked.
" The one and only" he chuckled. "Your ok and you're wearing clothes!" I exclaimed.
"Hmm that was quite a hit you got." He said. "What happened…exactly?" I asked cautiously.
"Oh nothing, just the usual falling asleep." he said casually.
" That early?,but it was only 7:00."I whined. "Well you had quite a day yesterday so it's only natural you'd feel
tired." Edward mused. "But-but there was a party and you sang me a song ( a very creepy song's more
like it) and Jacob was there and Alice and jasper and-" I rambled. "Sshhh your overreacting." Edward whispered against my ear. "..yeah" I sighed.
" Your right let's go." "You go on, I'll be back." Edward urged. Who was I to argue so I said " Ok" and head back to the car.
Edward's p.o.v
"..Pssst psst over here" a bush whispered
I knelt down and answered "what's up dude?" "That party was awesome!"
it whispered again. " yeah it was." And I couldn't help but grin at my genius ness.
" So arewe still on for tonight?" the bush prompted. I took a minute to think before answering
"yeah." "Sweet J dog out." the bush said before bursting into a wolf and running off.
"Hey Edward!" Bella called "yeah... Um… can you come over here I think I broke my leg."
I laughed. "Coming love!" –winks at reader-
2 hours earlier.
"Whoa this party is popping!" Emmett shouted over the noise. " Got that right" I
answered while lifting up an unconscious Bella. –Sirens flash- "This is the police. Put
your hands where I can see them" "It's the fuzz! every body run!" Alice instructed. Of
course me being a vampire and all, I used my mad skills and ..disappeared. Not
before catching Charlie being mobbed by a few rabid fan girls "Bella! Bella!" he
screamed. "Sharon!!" some old guy shouted. "Hey, it's Ozy Osborne!"….
END- thanx for reading!!
