This doesn't count as my first fan fiction. I need to get out all of my craziness out, plus I also want to enter the O.H.P. Contest so now seemed to be a good time to make an account. Anyway, on with the stupidest, craziest, random-est, fan fiction ever. Try not to barf on your PC or Mac



Zim was running in the woods, holding Dib in his hands. "My, your fat..." Zim said. "I know who you are." Dib said. "Say it, say it out loud." "...An ALIEN!" "YOU'RE LYING!" Zim shouted. Suddenly, Dib transformed into Billy Mays. "BRAINS!" Billy shouted. Keroro popped up from the ground and stabbed Billy with a banana. Billy Morphed into Billy (of "and Mandy in the adventures of Grim") who then turned into Justin Beiber, who sang so bad that Keroro's head popped off. JB turned into Luffy who turned into Pikachu who turned into a teenage vampire. "Who are you really?" Zim asked. "I am really... ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOO!" "Nooooo! Not Ruby!" Zim said. "Like, he said Scooby." Shaggy said. "Rand Row Ri Rill Rule Rearth! RUHUHUHU!" "What?" "Like, he said 'and now I will rule earth!'" Shaggy said. "DIE!" Dib said, as he stabbed Scooby with a Popsicle. "Ri'll re rack!" "like, what he said!" They both melted into the ground. "Sorry I was late, I had to stop my evil twin from forming a team with Tak." Dib said to Zim.

Dib looked into Zim's eyes. "your eyes are like rubies in the night" he said. "I love you!" Zim said. "But what would Gaz think?" Dib asked. "I forgot to tell you. Gaz was cheating on me with my very own sidekick!"(DUN DUN DUN!) "Gir?" "No, it was MINI-MOOSE!" Zim shouted. "Oh, I feel so bad for you, being betrayed and all that," Dib said. "Lets start a new life, we could rent a house on the beach, just you, me, and the dog," Zim said. "why are you always talking about that dog? You act like you love him even more than me!" Dib said. "Well, at least he can make waffles!" "That's it. I never want to see you or that dog again." And with that, Dib left. Zim died a lonely life. The End.


I would write more, but I don't want to hurt you.