Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come
"Ok why is there a rocket ship outside Hagrid's Hut?" Harry asked. He, Ron and Hermione were standing outside the Forbidden Forest next to a rocket ship.
"Do you like it?" Draco came up to them. "I finally saved up enough money to buy a galaxy traversing rocket ship with enough fuel to get me to Mars!"
"Ok, why do you need to go to Mars?" Ron asked while eat a red vine.
"Because! You can't just GO to Pigfarts, It's on MARS!" Draco answered.
"What is Pigfarts Malfoy? I've never heard of it." Hermione asked.
"It's the school I'm being transferred to. I would have gone sooner, but I needed a rocket ship." Draco said smiling at his rocket.
"There is no school on Mars Draco." Harry snapped his fingers making Draco blink.
"There is and I'll prove it." Draco answered. "Everyone inside." He pointed at the ship and opened the doors.
Ten minutes later.
Outside the rocket ship was a grey castle with a glass dome around it. In the distance they could see a lion with a student on it's back.
"We stand corrected. Pigfarts does exist." Harry, Ron and Hermione said at the same time.
"RED VINES!" Ron and Harry shouted.
