Blue Mangos
A/N: Alright lets see. In this fic Murdoc is a street thug, Noodle's on the run from Japan, Russel is a misunderstood psychopath, and 2D is…2D. The ages are: Noodle-15, Murdoc-39, 2D-27, Russel-30. Oh and none of them have met each other. Enjoy."
Murdoc rubbed two fingers up and down his knife. He was leaning against a wall in an alley. He waited for an unfortunate passer by he could rob. You may call it bad nature but he calls it a part time job. His bird Cortez sat on his shoulder, she kept herself just as vigilant as her master if not more. Suddenly her head perked up. She cawed softly as if to say, 'I hear someone.' Murdoc hid in the shadows of the alley way and pulled out his pistol.
An Asian girl walked by with a purse slung over her shoulder.
Murdoc moved fast, he grabber her arm, turned her back to him, and held gun to her head.
"Alright Miss, hand over the purse and I'll let your go-" She kicked him from behind, and grabbed his arm. The girl flipped him over onto his back. He yelled in pain as she kicked the gun up to her hands and shot twice at Murdoc.
"AGHHHHHH!!!!!! DID YOU JUST F*CKING SHOOT ME?!" He screamed
The girl blinked twice, then a horrified look came across her face. It was as if she was just as surprised as he was.
"I am so sorry!! It was simply an act of reflex! I did not mean to hurt you." She said.
"YOU F*CKING SHOT ME!!"
"I am sorry mister! You had a weapon and I just…I….Here let me help you up."
She took his hand and lifted him off the ground. There were two holes in his stomach.
"Kuso…" She mumbled.
He clutched the wound and cursed.
"Can you walk?"
He took one step and fell to the floor.
"Apparently not."
She helped the man up again. This time she pulled his arm over her shoulder to help support him. She helped him walk for a few blocks, still hidden in the alley ways.
Murdoc's vision suddenly started getting very bad. Everything got blurry and all noises were muffled.
"I don't feel so…uhhhh." Murdoc's eyes rolled back in his head. He couldn't feel anything.
"Mister? Are you okay? Hello?? Kuso…"
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Murdoc woke up lying on a tattered old couch. His bullet wound was covered in bandages. As his vision returned he notices he was in some old house. There were holes in the roof and almost all the windows were either cracked or shattered.
"What the hell?"
He tried to sit up but a sudden pain came to his side. He groaned and clutched the wound.
The girl entered and made a nervous smile.
"Oh good you are not dead." She said it almost wishing he was.
"This is where you live?" He asked.
"Hai, this is our home."
He gave her a confused look at the word 'our.'
"You must be terribly hungry. I will make you some food yes?" The girl, said walking to a different room.
"Yeah sure. Hey luv, I never caught your name."
"Noodle." She called.
A bit later Murdoc and 'Noodle' were eating some soup in the same room. He lied on the couch when she preferred to sit on the floor.
Their meal was interrupted when Murdoc heard a strange banging sound coming from between the walls. Noodle seemed to ignore it.
"You got rats?"
She looked up from her bowl. "Oh, that is just Tamaru. He's….ahhh…my friend. He has a habit of…He's a bit…off." She said finally.
Murdoc nodded suspiciously.
He put down his bowl and a big grin came across his face.
"Well luv, let's get down to business."
She raised and eyebrow having no clue what he was talking about.
"You shot me right? Now where I come from, when you shoot someone you have to own them something. Y'know an eye for an eye."
"That sounds stupid. Then you would have no eyes at all and would be blind."
"Yeeeah…Anyway so since you gave me these two holes you gotta give me something in return."
She frowned. "The only reason you have two holes in your stomach is because you tried to mug me!"
"Well you didn't have to shoot me TWICE."
"You're lucky I did not kill you! Plus I took you into my own house and fed you."
"Well…you're an illegal immigrant!" He shouted.
Noodle was silent.
"Wot? It's pretty obvious. I mean, your under aged and you have no folks, you live in a dump in the middle of no where, you took me here instead of a real hospital, and you're foreign."
"Chikoshou." She mumbled.
"Bless you."
She sighed.
"Very well. As long as you do not tell the police about my whereabouts, I will do what you ask. What do you want?"
Murdoc's grin got wider.
"I want you to be my servant. You get to follow me around and when ever I need something you will be right there to get it for me."
"That is cruel and abusive."
"Deportation."
"Fine. Do you want that wound stitched up?"
Murdoc's smirk disappeared.
"You mean I'm still bleeding!?!?"
"Do not worry, just a moment."
Noodle turned around and walked a few steps to the wall. She knocked on it three times.
"Oide Tamaru! Tasukete kudasai tetsudatte kudasai."
A muffled voice was hear through the walls. "Daijoobu, ookee."
Several banging noises were heard, then a few pieces of the ceiling fell down. Shortly after a small boy fell down.
He was wearing a backpack with a fish pole sticking out the side. He had glasses, one of them was cracked. He looked to be about 10-12 years old.
"Hai?"
Noodle pointed to Murdoc.
The boy smiles at him. "Konichiwa. Onamae wa nan desu ka?
"Nihongo iie." She told him.
"Hontou? Ahhh…Hello…alligator" The boy obviously was much less fluent in English then Noodle was.
She spoke to him a bit more until he understood.
"This is Tamaru." She said.
Tamaru took off his back pack and pulled out a needle.
"He's not going to stick me with that is he?"
"Not before he cleans it." Noodle said. "That would be harmful to your health."
"And getting stitches from a infant is perfectly fine." He mumbled sarcastically.
"Be quiet and let him work."
After the needle was cleaned the boy began stitching up the injury.
"I had already gotten the bullets out earlier, you are very lucky they did not penetrate your organs. That reminds me, what is your name?"
"Murdoc."
"Right."
Tamaru soon finished closing the wound. Murdoc just had another scar.
"See? It is all better. Am I finished owing you now?"
"Of course not. You have to keep doing stuff for me until I am fully satisfied."
Noodle glared at him.
"You are a very wicked man."
"Thanks, I get that a lot."
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A/N:'The next chapter has 2D and maybe Russel. Hope you enjoyed this one. Oh by the way Chikoshou means 'damn' and Kuso is shit. I'm to lazy to give you the rest of the Japanese but there's the swear words.'
