The Trans-Dimensional Apocalypse Buh-Buh. Buh-Buh. Buh-Buh, was the sound of Seto running away from something. I dont know what it is! I can only see Seto, because Im describing some weird foreign anime. Oh yeah, call me AOO, or Almost Omniscient Observer. Then Seto, apparently in a cliched horror story, tripped. The apparently huge mutant being raised its claws, and it repeats its cliche ways, as it transitions to Kaiba and Yugi dueling over who is better at Just Dances take on Groove Is In The Heart. "I summon the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!" Kaiba shouted, because apparently in Yugioh, you have to yell the name of OP monsters when you summon them. "Not if I summon my Kuriboh!" yelled Yugi, for no reason, being that it was Kuriboh. "Wait, you cant screw the rules! Thats MY job!" yelled Kaiba, truthful in his statement. "Hey, guys. Can you maybe help me? I'm kinda about to be slaughtered by a huge mutant in 10 minutes here!" other Seto cried, also truthful in his statement. "Wait, why does the summoning of Kuriboh negate the summoning of the Blue-eyes White Dragon?" Yami asked, taking over Yugis body, "And where did that truthful statement come from?" "Hey, over here, guys!" Seto cried, again. "Oh, there you are!" Yami said, noticing the huge wormhole in the center of the battlefield. "Hey, lets jump in, because we totally have to risk our lives for a stranger who could be totally hostile and even evil!" said Kaiba, donning his signature boots (?) and his duel-disc(!) before jumping in headfirst, because he's Seto Kaiba. Yugi joined him, but not before mugging his grandfather for the rarest cards in Duel Monsters. Then Joey jumped in. Then followed Tristan, played by Tom Cruise. Finally, Morgan Freeman started narrating it all. Sir, I'm already narra- what, you were hired by the author to? Really? I thought I was the auth- what? Micheal Bay wrote this? I don't believe that. Why? There are four reasons why! And they all start with Ruined Childhood. Get out. NOW! Okay, where were we? Oh yes, then the Mysterious Stranger who is obviously Mokuba, entered after them. Right before the portal closed forever, though, a very minor character also disguised put some sort of Magical Barrier that keeps it open, For when I, I mean the author, feels like adding a new, cooler character. END OF NEW, TOTALLY REBOOTED AND CHANGED CHAPTER 1
