AN: Ok! Do I look like JP? Yeah. Thats Right. NO. If I was Jp, I' wouldn't be uploaded fanfictions of Maximum Ride, If I owned It. Ok. This is an insanly long disclaimer. Point is, I'm not JP.

And tonight, I wanna lay it at

your feet, cause girl I was made for you,

And girl you were made for me.

I was made for lovin you baby,

You were made for lovin me.

-Kiss, I was made for Lovin' You.

Max POV.

I heard a knock on the door and got up to get it. Dylan. "Ugh, not you again!", I snarled, and slammed in his face. A second later I realised my mistake. "Sorry. Come in", I opened the dor again. Fang burst out laughing. "You should have seen his face!", He laughed to Iggy. Iggy looked frustrated. 'WHO'S FREAKING FACE?", He almost shouted. "Oh sorry. Dylan's freaking face." Fang chuckled back. "Dylan?" Iggy looked confused. "Why's he here?"

"No idea.", Max purposefully shot a glare at him. "Max-", He started and then I cut him off. "Before you say anything, get this. I'M NOT YOUR PERFECT OTHER HALF. I DON'T LIKE YOU!"

Fang POV

After Max said that, everyone choked back laughter. Nudges face turned red with the effort, and she ran into Max's room. Laughing was heard for a few minutes, and then she took a deep breath, and walked back into the room. Angel giggled and covered her mouth with her hand. Iggy pressed his lips together and looked the other way. Gazzy bit his tongue. I Just made faces at Nudge. "How about you two have some bonding time?", I snorted, and raced up the stairs to get my laptop.

fangs Blog:

I'm not telling, Colorado.

Someone just arrived, O'clock

You are visitor number: Sorry. Our stat thingy quit working. Somewhere in the 100,000,000's.

You'll never guess who just got here. Any guesses? No, No, and No. Its Dylan! Max's 'Perfect Other Half'.(Air quotations around Perfect Other Half)

But she said she doesn't like him, and belive me, she made that very,very clear. When he first knocked, she opened it up, snarled, and slammed it in his face. You should have seen his face! It was super funny. I hate that guy. Actually,none of the flock really likes him. The only one who will actually carry on a conversation with him is Angel.

Fly on,

Fang

I hit the big,blue SEND button, and again, almost INSTANTLY is a reply. WTH? Does this person watch my every move?

FANGFREAKFAN: Ooooo Dylan...

FANGROCKS: You really creep me out.

MAX&DYLAN65: I love Dylan.

FANGROCKS: You are Dylan aren't you?

DYLANFLY: No, I'm Dylan.

FANGROCKS: Did you just read my blog?
DYLANFLY: I have been reading it every week.

FANGROCKS: Okkkkkkk

ANGELANDTOTAL: Cool! I just figured out how to use this! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!(btw, this is Total)

MAXISAWESOME54: Good for you.

DYLANFLY: Who is Total?
ANGELANDTOTAL: I'm the dog! But don't call me that.

DYLANFLY: You can type?

ANGELANDTOTAL: And I can talk.

DYLANFLY: You've gotta be kidding me.

Dylan POV

I sign off,close my laptop, and look over to Angel. "You have a talking typing dog?"

She laughs. "Yep. You can call him Total." "Hi.", Something says by my feet. Oh my god. I look down and its a dog. It talked! WTH! This flock has gotten even weirder. If that was possible. "So, can you guys do anything new, that I just missed?"

AN: Be sure to check out my other story! Its called A New Light.