AN: So much fun, I had to do it myself! For those waiting for my new TF Parody series, I do appologize for the wait, but it should be up in a day or two. Until then, Enjoy.


Never call Ironhide 'Ironaft'

(Or Hardass)

(Or anything other than Ironhide)

Never paint Bumblebee pink and call him 'Bubblegum'

(The Twins did that)

(Bee was not happy)

Don't do ANYTHING to Ratchet's tools

(Unless you have a death wish)

(As Skids and Mudflap apparently did)

Never make it to where 'Hide's cannons shoot confetti

(I've never been so glad to be human)

Never put fake viruses in a Bot's processor and leave Ratchet to fix them

(Ditto)

Never ask Prowl questions that will offline his CPU just to see what happens

(Fun as it is, it's a bad idea)

(Trust me)

Never shoot fireworks around Red Alert and scream 'We're under attack!'

(He does not appreciate this)

(Nor does anyone else)

Never hide Optimus' paperwork from him

(The Boss don't usually get mad)

(But it's scary as hell when he does)

Never change all of Jazz's music to Classical

(The look on his face… I thought he glitched like Prowl)

Never pull a Stewie 'Mom, Mom, Mom' using a Bot's name

(When Stewie does it, it's funny)

(When Sam does it, not so much)

NEVER change Sunstreaker's yellow paint to a putrid vomit green

(He WILL freak out)

(And you will NOT be protected)

Never change the Lambo Twins' tires to bald ones

(Funny to watch, though)

Never claim the Arcee Three are flirt-bots because they're the only girls

(They will get violent)

Never spike the Bot's Energon and videotape the aftermath

(YouTube is banned now…)

Never take songs and make TF parodies

(Oops :3)

Don't dare the Lambo Twins to a Prank War saying you're better at it

(This is dangerous)

Don't brag if you win the aforementioned war

(XD)

(I win!)

Don't call Ratchet an 'electro-shock addict' and Jolt his 'supplier'

(They didn't get the joke at first)

(Then they looked it up)

(I have never seen those two so angry before)

Don't speak backwards

(Prowl glitched)

(Ratchet was mad)

(The Twins laughed)

Don't call Wheeljack 'Boom Bot'

(But it fits!)

(He might not even get the joke…)

Never let Red Alert watch Conspiracy Theory

(Seriously? Does this even need to be written?)

Don't let Ratchet watch Weird, True, and Freaky

(This will not be elaborated on)

NEVER let Wheeljack watch Myth Busters

(He's bad enough as is!)

Don't try to teach the Autobots to do the Robot

(They do not appreciate robot jokes)

Never say "I wish they had a machine that could…" around Wheeljack

(Trust me, he'll try it)

Never ask Sunny if he was a femme in a past onlining because he's so vain

(The look on the Lambros faces…)

Never ask Ratchet if femme's call him a Sex God

(Cause you know doctors know all the good spots!)

Don't ask Hound to 'fetch' you something

(He gets cranky)

('Raj thought it was funny, though)

Don't let Prowl watch Cops

(This was hilarious!)

(Sam and I sung the theme every time we saw him for three weeks!)

NEVER let Sunny and Sides watch Jackass

(Trouble.)

(Waiting.)

(To.)

(Happen.)

Don't let the Dinobots watch The Land Before Time

(I didn't see any problem at first)

(Hee hee… Grimlock singing)

Never drop Galloway out of a plane. Again.

(But he deserves it!)

(*High fives Will*)

Never say to Galloway "Sorry, I don't speak Bitchinese".

(XD)

(You can't imagine the look on his face when I said that!)

Never let Red Alert watch horror movies

(Leo, your an asshole.)

(So. Not. Funny!)

Don't quote kid shows randomly

(Your mental health will be questioned!)

Don't sing 'Ultimate Showdown' all day

(Old Godzilla was hoppin' around/Tokyo City like a big playground~)

Don't try to explain human holidays

(This is more of an annoyance to yourself)

Never eat a lot of sugar

(Self explanatory)

(Just watch out for Ironaft)

Never mix Nyquil and Red Bull

(SOOOOO NOT GOOD)

(Ratchet almost had a Spark Attack)

Never let Ratchet watch 1000 Ways To Die.

(If you thought Red Alert was paranoid…)

Don't let Sunny and Sides watch Deadliest Warrior.

(This didn't seem like a bad idea at first)

(But then, does anything?)


So many of these are asking for trouble. If you wanna sugest a new 'rule' leave it in your review. Wanna make a fanfic? Go ahead, just give credit. Review plz!