A/N: Just updating to humour my friend here. Otherwise known as Esteladuial. Go read her humourous fics if you're really bored.

GONG XI FA CAI TO ALL MY CHOBBITZ OUT THERRE!!! WHOOO!!!!

* Chobbit New Year *

Frodo woke up on February 1st, 2003 to the sound of noisy firecrackers and Sam shouting in his ear.

"WAKE UP MISTER FRODO!! ITZ CHOBBIT NEW YEAR!!!" Sam yelled, very joyously, shaking his master.

"But Sam! I thought they celebrated that in the eastern parts of Middle Earth!" Frodo complained, rubbing his eyes.

"Well not anymore, my dear Chobbit. For today is a very special day, to celebrate the new year, which by the way is of the zodiac sign of the sheep!" Sam cried merrily, dancing around in a long flowing robe with dragon embroidery on it.

"Sam! Why are you dressed like that?" Frodo cried, astonished and a bit intimidated.

"Why it's tradition Mister Frodo! You should see the firecrackers outside! The noise is a bit much for my sensitive Chobbit ears, but the dragon costumes are just marvelous!! And the many parades!" Sam cried gleefully, nodding his curly Chobbit head.

"Okay then. But I'm afraid that I don't have the traditional ceremonial robes that you have!" Frodo fretted, getting out of bed and shaking his furry Chobbit head.

"Don't you worry, Mister Frodo! I've already thought of that!" Sam replied, going into his closet and pulling out another traditional red silk robe with dragon embroidery, much like his own deep blue one.

"Thank you Sam! My, this is splendid and absolutely gorgeous!" Frodo exclaimed, slipping it on.

"Come on, Mister Frodo! We haven't any time to waste! Merry and Pippin are setting off more firecrackers and leading in more Chobbits to join the parade as we speak! Hurry!" Sam grabbed Frodo by the wrist and led the way outside of the Chobbit hole and into the heart of the festivities.

You've probably already figured by now that a 'Chobbit' is a Chinese Hobbit. It is something that I came up with to call myself months ago. That combined with the fact that it IS Chinese New Year today, gave the inspiration for this. Review if you want me to continue. ;P CHOBBITS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!