Chapter 1: Another Day!

It was a very nice afternoon in New York City... School's done for today, the streets are starting to fill up, everyone is basically just minding their own businesses... Oh, and not to mention four masked men that is just having a, oh I don't know? A casual robbery on a local bank in Queens, New York?

"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!" one of the armed masked men shouted. "Don't try to be a hero," the man started "think of your all friends, and especially your family!" the man barked at the civilians who are on the ground, scared and covering their heads as if there was no tomorrow, literally, as he and a fellow masked robber pointed their assault rifles at the scared men and women.

A few moments later, two more masked men came out from the room at the back, specifically the vault of the bank, each of them carrying duffel bags full of cold (supposedly) hard-earned cash. One of them came up to the masked robber who just told the civilians to "try not to be a hero" and whispered to him loud enough for him to hear, "Jason, we already got the money let's bail before the cops arrive, or even worse, one of those crime-stoppin' punks on tights!" the fellow robber told the masked criminal who was now known as "Jason."

"Alright," responded the masked man who was now named as "Jason," he then looked over to the scared individuals on ground and proceeded to exclaim, taunting and boasting for a bit, "It was nice working with you all," he said, "See? Not even single one of you opposed, and here we are! We are all safe and sound...!" he ended with a laugh. He and his fellow robbers then proceeded to rush towards the main and also the closest exit, that is until the masked man at the very back tripped on a white string, and got knocked out cold.

"Woah, hold it right there sonny," a man in red and blue tights with big white bug-eyes, who was clinging to the ceiling like a spider, quipped, "now don't you think it's a little rude leaving home without saying goodbye to papa Spidey? You need to get your morals in check, boys!"

The burglars then quickly went over to their fellow robber, and looked above their heads, after inspecting their fellow member seeing that he was just unconscious, "HEY, IT'S THAT DAMNED STUPID BUG," one of them started, "LET'S WASTE HIM!" he finished as the group of masked robbers opened fire their weapons at the colorful crime-stopper that is, The Amazing Spider-Man. "It's arachnid, dude!" Spider-Man retorted.

Spider-Man quickly dodged the gunfire, and then jumped off the ceiling, and proceeded to quickly web-pull one of the armed men's assault rifle away from his grasp, "I've gotta say payday gang, I am very impressed by the fact that you guys, actually, kind of recognized me!" Spidey quipped as he went on and kicked the unarmed robber into a wall knocking his lights out, "But I am really sad... that you guys, like any other bad guy, don't know the difference between arachnids AND bugs," he quipped once again as he dodged the barrage of gunfire from the three remaining robbers, "I mean seriously, didn't the teachers tell you guys about that back in, what...? Fourth grade, between the difference of the two?" he continued, as he uppercutted one of the goons while also disposing of said goon's weapon, "Geez, seems like I'm gonna have to file a complaint later," the vigilante exclaimed as he webbed one of the robbers' back, and threw him into one of his comrades, knocking both of them out. After said action is done, Spider-Man then proceeded to make sure the criminals are fully knocked-out and checked out his web-shooters to see if they need refilling. Turns out, they didn't! "man, the school system's really messed up right now..." Spider-Man quipped.

Spider-Man then stood in the middle of the downed men, victorious. "Well that take cares of that," as he clapped his hands together and then bowed, "another day in the office, for your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man! And... in record time!" he exclaimed as he mockingly looked as his wrist, praising himself, as he proceeded to web up the criminals with a thick layer of webbing, after that, he then jumped away and web-slinged back to his very own, small apartment, indicating the civilians that the coast was clear, and leaving the police officers and the proper officials to come over and clean up the mess left behind.

Later...

"Finally," Spider-Man happily said as he eventually got back to his apartment, and unmasked himself, holding a cellophane that contained a delicious treat on his other hand, "this ice cream is starting to melt!" he exclaimed as he finished putting on this casual clothes, "Note to self, 'Don't buy ice cream on a busy day like this.'" Peter finished as started to dig in on his already melting strawberry ice cream. "Mmm..." the young adult said as he stuffed his face with said ice cream, "Wow! Thish ish acthually weally ghood!" Peter said as he once again happily stuffed his face with said ice cream.

And that is another day for Peter Parker: your friendly neighbourhood, Amazing Spider-Man...

"Whoo caresh iff I eat thish befforh dinner, it'sh mhelting anywhey!"

Fin.

A/N: I don't even really know why I made this... I mean, yeah I was bored and I also wanted to sharpen my writing skills. So there's that.

I don't really plan on writing much, this is just kind of a demo you know? I'll just keep on reading, and leave the writing to the more... talented individuals.

I'm new to writing stuff, and I am open to criticism and such! I don't really care, just give me tips and I'm good... Anyways, thanks to whoever managed to stumble into this stupid one-shot... and somehow survived reading this! Until then!