THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IM BORED.
This piece is in a script format for some reason idfknowwhyjustleavemealoneokay?
Disclaimer: I don't own the ppg, or the new shit-tastic version (sry not sry)
Ew.
Him: You selfish prick. You have disobeyed established orders, specifically planned to ruin THE POWER PUFF GIRLS in one of my grand schemes. Did you think THIS WAS SOME SORT OF JOKE!? You insignificant fool, I'll make you AND YOUR BROTHERS PAY-
Butch: Can we get a normal punishment? (everyone blinks at him) I'm tired of trying to solve riddles. It makes my brain hurt.
Brick: You're tired?
Him: SHUT UP. (Beat of silence). My riddles are fairly sensible and easy.
Everyone else: (groans)
Him: Seriously?! You haven't even heard it. And this one is really good!
Brick: Fine. What is it?
Him: (Evil chuckle. Bad ass black smoke starts to fill the air) Three bug eyed super heroines and super villains meet before moon rise. A kiss and the spell is undone...
Brick: So... we have to kiss our female counterparts?
Him: Yes. See! You solved the riddle just fine and it wasn't even that hard.
Brick: That wasn't even a riddle-
Him: DON'T GET FRESH WITH ME BOY.
Butch: Kissing chicks is easy! I do that all the time in my sleep.
Boomer: (mutters) Yeah, cause you can never pull any in real life.
Brick: OOOOOH
Butch: Boomer, seriously, you can be the last to talk about getting a girlfriend. Last I checked, chick's were running away from you-
Boomer: Only because you were standing two feet behind me-
Butch: Only because you won't hop off my dick!
Boomer: I'd hop on Brick before I'd ever hop on you!
Brick: What?
Him: ARE YOU NUMBSKULLS EVEN LISTENING!? (puts claw to forehead) I really need to retire from this evil dad job.
Boomer: Wait, we can be a normal family now!? No more Prison Breaks for summer vacation!?
Him: Not yet Boomer. Not yet.
(Camera point of view, Boomers fiddling with the set up. All three boys seem to be sitting in Boomer's room. There is desk in front of them.)
Brick: Are you done yet?
Boomer: I told you it takes some time to put together.
Butch: Just like your girl when I'm finished with her. (HARDY HAR HAR.)
Boomer: Alright... it's all done (settles back. Waves at camera) Hi.
Brick: Ugh, this is so stupid.
Butch: We're making a movie!
Boomer: No, we're making a documentary for Him. He wants us to record to keep him updated and for proof-
Butch: Still filming Sexy Times! (leans towards camera) Him, you are one weird mother fucker.
Brick: You got that right. Frigging recording ourselves making out with our mortal enemies-
Boomer: We don't have to make out with them. We just have to get a kiss. I mean it isn't that bad-
Butch: Dude, I have to kiss a man!
Boomer: You're kissing Buttercup.
Butch: Exactly!
Brick: At least you don't have to kiss Blossom...Bitchtonium.
Butch: Are you- You wanna trade?
Boomer: Him says, we have to kiss our counterparts. No trading, I mean unless he changes the riddle.
Brick: Fuck. I already solved it.
Butch: Thanks a lot Brick. You just had to go and shove your genius erection up Him's ass.
Brick: I couldn't help myself. (mutters) He was practically asking for it.
Boomer: You guys are fucking weird. And Him is going to see this shit, so, you're welcome.
Brick: Whatever. Let's just start this shit.
[Utonium Household]
Professor: Girls! I'm going out to the store. Does anyone want anything!?
Buttercup: Doritos!
Blossom: Just get me one of those smoothie drinks.
Bubbles: I want a cappuccino!
Professor: I'm going to the store, not Starbucks.
Bubbles: They sell their drinks at the store now! I saw them on the shelves last week.
Professor: Well... If that's so, I'll get you one.
Bubbles: Yay! I love you daddy.
Professor: Mhmm. I'll be right back, don't do anything while I'm gone.
Buttercup: What if a monster attacks?
Professor: Well then do something then. But don't do anything wild like...Invite boys over
Blossom: That won't happen while I'm here Professor.
Professor: Yeah... I'll be back. (Door slams. The girls resume what they're doing quietly)
...
(WINDOW FUCKING CRASHING SOUND)
Buttercup: Whut Whazzat? _
(Girls dash up to their room)
Brick: (flying nonchalantly in room. Back is turned. Doesn't notice pissed Blossom.) I said break in quietly, not wake up the whole damn town!
Butch: You try shattering a window silently!
Brick: (Shatters another window silently)
Blossom: Hey!
Boomer: Wazzup!
Buttercup: No, hey, as in, what the fuck are you doing in our home?
Blossom: You've got some nerve.
Butch: We're here to make a movie, now show us your tits!
(Silence)
PPG: (WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS)
RRB : (NO WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!)
[Mojo Jojo's Lair. Boomers room. Camera Perspective]
(Boys sitting silently in front of the camera, faces swollen and poorly bandage)
Boomer: Why are we filming this? (Turns camera off in shame.)
THE NEXT MORNING
(The boys have fully healed.)
(Boys are struck by lightning)
(Him Appears)
Brick: What the hell was that for!?
Him: DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME (Strikes Brick again) And I did it because you didn't finish the riddle.
Brick: (Burnt) What, so do we get another riddle?
Him: No.
Butch: GROAAAAN
Him: (crosses arms) since you didn't finish the first riddle in time, I've decided to add on to your punishment.
Brick: This isn't enough punishment for you!?
Boomer: Yeah! we were beaten by the girls the other day-
Butch: We? You guys, we're beaten by the girls. I'm just pissed that I didn't get a kiss-
ZAP!
Brick: Could you seriously stop doing that?!
Him: Stop complaining. Now I know you boys are tired from the little tussle you and the girls got yourselves in, but daddy has a plan to make everything even-
Butch: Can we get your lightning bolt thingamajig?
Him: No. I have something much better.
if there are any spelling or grammar errors, sry, I'm tired...
...to be continued?
