Once upon a teim there was a man named James and he could sing rely good. H e was walkin down the road one day and he saw a skelton.

"oooOOH what could it be" he said and th skelten popped up of the ground. he waved his skelto hand and James jumped because he was scare

"hi my name is sans dementia darkness Raven Tara way" said sans. "and I have long eBONEy black hair that's how I got my name. " ssans flipped his nonexistent hair over his shoulder. "I have one eye that is limpid tears and one that is GOFFIK BLACK. Every body tells me I look lik Amy Lee an if u don't no who she is get da fukc out. also Gerard Way is my brother but sometimes he calls himself papyrus because he really likes Egyptian things like Joseph and the amazing technicolor Dreamcoat. ""

James stared at the skeletont. "How ar you alive " he gasped.

"I'm a Skelton and I live in the hill here" sans grinned. "I have a heart taht is limpid blue like my eye and its really good and that it's how I'm alive"

James was confused "so does that mean he skeleton in me is alive?"

Sans le gasp. "you have a Skelton in side you? hoOOOOooooOOWW? "

"That's how life works. I am a person so I have an endosketeon! that is how my arms and things work. "

Sans crossed his arms

"how do your arms work without muscles sans?"

"please address me by mah full name sans dementia darkness Raven tars way" says sans." and it takes spractice I go to the gym a lot."

Suddenly Jaems realized that SAMs was ripped he has so many bone muscle!

(a/n no flames pls unles they r sans blue flames thx)