AN: Beware: serious overuse of exclamation points!

I really don't know…

R&R please…

"Mooooony! Why are bananas yellow?"

"I don't know, Pads. Why are bananas yellow?"

"…"

"What are you looking at me like that for?"

"You were supposed to tell me! I don't know the answer! That's why I asked you! 'Cause you're a know-it-all!"

"Pads - stop looking so bloody smug! And I am not a know-it-all. And, for your information, I do not know why bananas are yellow. Besides - some are green!"

"Yeah, but they're the unripe ones! The proper ones, the ones you can eat and all, they're yellow. And I wanna know why! Do you think Prongs knows?

"…"

"What?"

"I highly doubt that James knows why bananas are yellow any more than I do, Padfoot, so I would strongly advise against asking him. Anyway he's busy right now."

"Yeah - Evans watching! That boy is whipped - whipped I tell you!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"What?"

"I believe you! Honest, I do!"

"Humph…"

"…"

"Why are you staring at me like that?"

"…I actually didn't know it was possible to turn that sound into a word. Congrats, Pads - you amaze me more and more every day!"

"…"

"…"

"I amaze you?"

"…"

"…"

"So what was that about bananas, Sirius?"