AN: Beware: serious overuse of exclamation points!
…I really don't know…
R&R please…
"Mooooony! Why are bananas yellow?"
"I don't know, Pads. Why are bananas yellow?"
"…"
"What are you looking at me like that for?"
"You were supposed to tell me! I don't know the answer! That's why I asked you! 'Cause you're a know-it-all!"
"Pads - stop looking so bloody smug! And I am not a know-it-all. And, for your information, I do not know why bananas are yellow. Besides - some are green!"
"Yeah, but they're the unripe ones! The proper ones, the ones you can eat and all, they're yellow. And I wanna know why! Do you think Prongs knows?
"…"
"What?"
"I highly doubt that James knows why bananas are yellow any more than I do, Padfoot, so I would strongly advise against asking him. Anyway he's busy right now."
"Yeah - Evans watching! That boy is whipped - whipped I tell you!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"What?"
"I believe you! Honest, I do!"
"Humph…"
"…"
"Why are you staring at me like that?"
"…I actually didn't know it was possible to turn that sound into a word. Congrats, Pads - you amaze me more and more every day!"
"…"
"…"
"I amaze you?"
"…"
"…"
"So what was that about bananas, Sirius?"
