I intend for my take on Gohan to be quite different to what I have seen on this site so far. I would appreciate it very much so if anyone who reads this was to review it, it's only an idea I'm really toying with at the moment and I'm unsure whether to carry on with it. Each chapter is named after a song that I feel assists in stimulating that atmosphere that I'm going for in the chapter. Just google Undone Song and the first video that comes up is it.
Undone
Gohan slowly opened his eyes. He squinted at the sun as he tried to gain his bearings. His bare left leg was balanced neatly on the slender branch of the bush in which he found himself occupying while his right leg, still clothed by his remaining trouser leg, lay straight in front of him. He had managed to lose a shoe, his right one peculiarly but his shirt, jacket and tie were still intact. He hurriedly checked his jacket pockets for his wallet, searching for the lump, having found it he sat up in what little space the bush offered.
'Ahhhhh shiiiiiit, what the hell happened? Kami! Videl!'
Checking his remaining trouser leg he found what remained of his phone. The back was lost and the screen was cracked straight through the middle, other than that it was in perfect working condition.
'Why do I even have this thing?' He thought to himself 'It's not even like I use it very often'.
He clicked the middle button at the top of the keypad, 14 missed calls, all from Videl.
'Shit, shit, shit, shit, shiiiiiit, how am I going to explain this one to Videl? She is going to have my balls' he muttered to himself.
Raising himself to his feet he further surveyed his surroundings. It appeared that he had managed to make his way at some point in the prior night to a park somewhere in Satan City. Where his trouser leg had gone was another question. Children playing on the swings stared and pointed at him while their mothers glared at him contemptuously.
'Man, I really hit it last night' thought Gohan as he stretched his supple arms and legs out.
He proceeded to vacate the park via a handily placed gate, 100 yards the direction away from the glaring mothers. Having found a secluded spot in an alleyway opposite the said gate, Gohan reviewed his watch. He tried to make out the short hand in his somewhat blurred vision.
'9…am? I hope it is.'
He wobbly floated above the roofs of the adjacent buildings and quickly moved into the stratosphere. An idea quickly flashed into his mind.
'If it's only 9 am then there's a possibility that Mum hasn't got up yet and so won't have checked to see if I came home last night'
Recognising his opportunity he clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and concentrated his mind in preparation.
'This is going to sting so badly'
He felt his blood rush to his head and his muscles tighten. The transition to Super Saiyan was like riding a bike, a bike with knives for pedals, you do it once or twice and it becomes doable, this does not mean it does not bring about buttock-clenching pain.
'AHHHHHHHH' he screamed at the top of his voice. He felt the sting and his mind shuddered with momentary turmoil. The relief that came next could only be described as better than sex, it was as if a shell fragment had been removed from his mind and his body became close to weightless. He shot across the sky and begun to descend as the city became fields which in turn became mountains. A small round top house came into view and Gohan quickly landed. Relaxing his mind Gohan felt the one lock of hair touch his brow, indicating that he was no longer a blonde 'monster' as his mother put it. Fumbling with his keys he pushed the smallest one into it, as he did this, the door proceeded to open. Slowly looking up, Gohan was met with the steely gaze of his mother as a small vein pulsed in the corner of her brow.
'Ahhhh cock' he said, quite solemnly, preparing himself for the impending shitstorm.
Chi-Chi said nothing, she merely stared furiously at her son. Gohan suddenly realised she was expecting an explanation.
'Look Mum, I guess you're expecting an explanation as to why I did not come home last night'
'Oh, you came home last night'
'What? I did?' queried Gohan quite shocked.
'Yeah, yeah, you burst in through the front door at what, 1 in the morning and proclaimed that you loved Videl Satan, you then proceeded to walk into your room in which Goten was fast asleep and leave what appeared to be a note saying, 'Gozen, I luv u, fuk hataz'.
'Oh man, Mum I can explain'
'Oh it doesn't end there young man, you then crept into my room after making what I can only presume were the sounds of you throwing up into the toilet, shook me awake and asked me whether we had any petrol for you drink, before allowing me to answer, you had already wandered out the front door and shot off into the night sky'
As his mother had told him the story of last night Gohan's face had turned a bright rouge. Goten appeared by his mother's legs and asked his brother.
'Gohan, who's 'fuk hataz?'
'Uh huh huh' Gohan blurted out as he scratched the back of his head embarrassed, 'I'll tell some other time squirt'.
DBZ
Hercule stared at the fence protecting his house, impaled upon one of the spikes was what appeared to be a trouser leg.
'What in the world?'
