Kitty and Kurt stared at Remy, who looked like Wolverine when he was about to pay taxes, except instead of anger it was shock.

"I think he's like broken." Kitty whispered to Kurt.

"How do ve fix him?" Kurt asked.

"I don't know. Like when did he get like this?" Kitty asked.

"After he finished making gumbo for dinner." Kurt replied.

"So did something like go wrong?" Kitty questioned him in a hushed tone, not wanting to get Remy's attention.

"No, I zhink it came out good. The only thing zhat happened vas zhat Rogue refused to eat zhe gumbo. Since she was already full. But other zhen zhat nothing out of the ordinary." Kurt pondered.

Kitty had to restrain herself from hitting him off the top of the head. Instead she phased the both of them into Rogue's room.

"What?" Rogue looked up, glaring at the duo.

"You like broke Remy." Kitty scowled.

"Ah what?" Rogue gave her an odd look.

"You refused to eat his Gumbo and he still hasn't moved from the position zhat he vas in vhen you told him zhat." Kurt explained.

"Oh God, yah have got tah be kiddin' meh." Rogue shook her head.

"I kid you not, look." Kitty shook her head, grabbing onto Rogue who grabbed Kurt who teleported them back into the kitchen.

Remy was in the same position that they had left him in, still staring in shock.

"Oh mah God. He's even crazier then ah thought." Rogue groaned.

"Vell, go apologize. He's starting to freak me out." Kurt admitted.

"Fine." Rogue mumbled, waling up to Remy, "Swamp Rat ah am sorry that ah didn't eat yah Gumbo." Rogue said unconvincingly.

"Rogue! Say it like you mean it!" Kitty yelled from behind her.

"But ah don't mean it!" Rogue protested.

"That's like not the point! Do you want Remy to be stuck like that forever?" Kitty yelled at her.

"Well…" Rogue considered it.

"Rogue just apologize." Kurt begged her.

"Oh fine." Rogue sighed, then turned back to Gambit "Look Gambit ah'm sorry that ah didn't eat yah gumbo. Even though ah really was full, seein' as how ah had already eaten out with Tabby and Wanda. But then Pyro interrupted the whole thing. Ah think that he's stalkin' Wan-" Rogue ranted, being cut off by Kitty.

"Rogue! Just like give a proper apology!" Kitty yelled at her.

"Fah what? Ah didn't do anythin' wrong!" Rogue snapped.

"You know she does have a point. She did not do anything wrong." Kurt pointed out.

"Oh now you're on her side?" Kitty glared at him.

"No." Kurt shook his head.

"So then you're on her side." Rogue raised her eyebrows.

"No, I-oh I give up." Kurt disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Rogue glared at Kitty. Kitty glared at Rogue. Rogue glared at Kitty even harder. Kitty tried to glare at Rogue harder but could not. Rogue gave Kitty a death glare. Kitty held up a cd of Brittany Spears and smirked. Rogue sighed and gave in.

"Fine, ah'll apologize. But ah'm only tryin' one moh time." Rogue gave in.

"Fine by like me." Kitty shrugged.

Rogue turned back to Remy and tried one last time "Swamp Rat ah'm sorry that-"

"What are you doing Rogue?" Piotr asked her, walking into the kitchen.

"She's apologizing to Remy." Kitty explained.

"Where is he?" Piotr asked, confused.

"Right in front of yah." Rogue pointed at Remy.

"You mean the card board cut out of him that he had made so he could sneak out?" Piotr hid his laugh.

Kitty squeaked when realization hit her and Rogue turned and glared menacingly at Kitty.

"Yah have a five second head start."

"Can it be a like ten year head start?"

"Three...two...one."

"I'm sorry I like didn't know. Rogue! Ow! Hey! Stop it! It was an accident! Jeez!"