Izzie Stevens had sworn to get revenge on Alex for what he'd done. The entire hospital had seen her naked pictures thanks to him, and she knew exactly how she'd get him back.
Alex Karev flew into the on-call to find Izzie, who was lying in nothing but her underwear, patiently waiting for him.
Alex: "You... paged?"
Izzie: "Yes, I did."
Alex grinned.
Izzie had spent the past week paging Alex to the on-call room for a little fun time. She didn't like him, no, but she had to admit that he was pretty skilled when it came to the bedroom. It was all part of her plan anyway. And if all went to plan, Alex Karev would never be able to walk through the hospital without being laughed at again.
Izzie: "Take off your clothes."
Alex grinned with excitement as he quickly removed his white scrub-coat, throwing it into the corner of the room. He then pulled his light blue shirt up and over his head, adding it to the pile. He untied the string on his scrub bottoms and slowly pulled them down around his ankles, kicking them off to the corner. He was now dressed in nothing but a pair of very tight black boxers and black socks. He placed his hands on the waistband of his boxers and slowly pulled them down around his ankles. He stepped out of them and threw them on the rest of the pile, before removing his socks. He was now completely naked. He placed his arms on his hips as he boasted his naked body to Izzie, before noticing what the chill in the room had done to his anatomy and blushing with embarrassment.
Alex: "It's a little, uh, cold in here."
Izzie: "I can see that."
She shot him a smile as she glared his naked body up and down, taking it all in. She had to admit... It was quite an impressive body. She continued to look for longer than she had to, purely in an effort to make Alex feel uncomfortable, before finally breaking out of her trance.
Izzie: "Yeah, I'm not really feeling it."
Alex: "Are you kidding me?"
Izzie: "Sorry, Alex. This is all just so repetitive, and well, boring. I want something exciting."
Alex glanced down at his naked body, quickly placing his hands over his crotch after noticing how exposed he was.
Alex: "This was your idea, Iz! Am I not exciting enough for you?"
Izzie: "It's not you... It's just the whole situation."
Alex: "But, I just stripped naked for you."
Izzie: "Well, I mean... I do have one idea."
She slowly walked over towards the bed where her bag was. She reached inside it and pulled out a short pink scarf which had conveniently been in there this whole time. She walked back over to Alex and held it up to him.
Alex: "What the hell is this?"
Izzie: "It's a scarf, Alex. I'm going to blindfold you."
Alex: "Like hell you are!"
Izzie: "Alex, I'm going to blindfold you. You're not going to be able to see anything. You'll walk around the room looking for me and I promise, if you catch me, I'm all yours. Deal?"
Alex: "I don't know. That's a little weird."
Izzie: "Well then, I'm leaving."
She quickly stormed back over towards the bed before rushing on her clothes, preparing to leave a very naked, and a very horny, Alex behind.
Alex: "Okay, okay. Don't go. I'll do it."
Izzie: "That's more like it."
She walked back over to Alex and wrapped the scarf around his head, covering his eyes completely in an effort to make sure he couldn't see a single thing. Once done, she continued to spin him around in a circle so he couldn't tell which way he was facing.
Alex: "Damn it, Iz. This is ridiculous."
Izzie: "Do you want to have sex or not?"
Alex didn't even reply to the statement before he slowly began walking around the room. He removed has hands from his crotch and held them out in front of him to feel around where he was going.
Izzie: "Wow. It really is cold."
Alex: "Shut up, Iz!"
He heard her laugh to herself from the corner of the room and carefully, and quite slowly, walked over to where the sound came from. She had already moved before he got there. Another few tries and Alex was getting dizzy from all the circling around. He went for her again, almost running this time, but she was already gone. He had to be quicker.
Alex: "This is so stupid."
Izzie quietly grabbed her phone out of her bag and began taking pictures of him. Alex Karev. Butt naked. Wearing a pink blindfold. And a cold penis. This was going to be great.
Alex: "Where are you?!"
Izzie: "I'm right over here."
Alex ran to the sound of her voice this time.
Izzie: "Oh, I'm over here now."
Alex ran again, faster this time. It was no use though, she was already gone.
Izzie: "Oh... You know how you put all those naked pictures of me up around the hospital?"
Unfortunately, Alex was no longer paying attention to what Izzie was saying. The only thing he was focusing on was which direction the sound had came from.
Izzie crept over towards the door of the on-call room. She stood there in silence as she watched Alex parade around the room naked. Smiling sinfully to herself, she turned to the door and opened it wide.
Alex: "Where are you, Izzie?!"
Izzie: "I'm right here, Alex."
Alex lunged his entire naked body into the direction of Izzie, who had quickly dived out of the way, causing him to unwillingly dive right out of the on-call room and straight into that hallways of Seattle Grace hospital - completely naked.
Alex: "What the-"
He immediately felt a colder breeze brush up against his naked flesh as he tore of the blindfold.
Izzie: "Payback's a bitch, Alex."
Izzie quickly slammed the door to the on-call room shut, leaving Alex, who had completely frozen in shock, finding himself locked out of the on-call room - butt naked.
Alex: "Izzie!"
Alex ran at the door and quickly tried the handle. It was locked. He knocked on the door, quietly in an effort to not draw any attention from the people nearby.
Alex: "Very funny, Iz. You've proved your point. But, I'm naked! Let me back in!"
Izzie was laughing hysterically behind the locked door as Alex frantically tried to plead his case before anyone caught him like this.
Alex: "Seriously, Iz! I'm sorry, okay? Please, just let me in!"
Izzie (still laughing): "Not even a chance to scrub in will get me to open this door."
Alex: "Damn it, Izzie!"
He frantically went to cover his bits with the pink scarf, which was naturally entirely to small to hide anything at all. He quickly discarded it to the ground before covering his crotch with his hands.
Izzie: "Hey, I bet it's even colder out there, huh? If I were you, I'd find somewhere to hide. Oh, and I'd hurry... It's almost lunch."
Alex looked down at his naked body and found that she was right. It was much colder.
Alex: "Fuck!"
