This is a little tribute to the silly things of Sponge Bob. Oh the sanity. The weird things they do in Sponge Bob that are silly are in italics.
"Patrick?" Sponge Bob whispered in the darkness of the cave. He felt the cave walls, running his fingers along the hard rock Some specks fell away from the wall and fell through the water and on to the floor.
"Patrick," he called.
"What?" Patrick asked, lighting a lighter. The flame flickered, reveling the two friends in the dark.
"Did you find a way out?' Sponge Bob asked.
"Nope."
"Oh... Oh, no... What if we never get out?" Sponge Bob began to fret.
"It's okay-"
"It is NOT okay! We could starve! Or dehydrate!"
"Ah, you're just being silly, Sponge Bob, why, we have this!" Patrick randomly brought out a canteen from his back.
"But, that's the last of our drinking water," Sponge Bob pointed out.
"Oh yeah..." Patrick stared at the canteen for a moment then back at Sponge Bob as some light hearted jaunty tune started playing out of no where.
"Patrick...? What are...?"
Then Patrick opened the canteen and took a big swig of the contents.
He finished, shaking the bottle upside down afterwards. Empty.
"PATRICK!"
"Relax, buddy! We'll be fine!"
"No we won't!"
Sponge Bob sniffled and sat down to cry. Patrick joined him.
Then the two friends died unknowing sponge Bob had forgotten all about the cell phone in his pocket.
The end.
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