The day started out calm. The sun was shining. Clouds were floating across the sky. Sirius pranked Remus so now he was in the doghouse. Literally. Severus was in the library drinking his tea and reading a potions journal when everything went to hell in a hand basket.
"SEVERUS!" screamed Harry at the top of his lungs causing Severus to spill his tea on his robes. "I AM GOING INTO LABOR SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR BUTT THROUGH THAT FLOO TO CATCH ME ON THE OTHER SIDE."
Severus's eyes went wide. "You can't be going into labor. You are three weeks early."
"Tell that to the twins trying to push themselves out of me!" Harry was not a happy person right now. He never expected that when he broke Hermione's time turner that he would be sent to his parents' final year of Hogwarts. He never expected to fall in love with his childhood tormentor. He never even knew it was possible for wizards to get pregnant! He really should have expected all of this cause when is life ever normal for Harry James Potter-Snape, Boy-That-Got-Annoyed-And-Caused-Voldy-To-Snuff-It. Tommy Boy really shouldn't have attacked St. Mungo's right after Harry found out he was pregnant with twins.
"REMUS! GET YOUR DOG AND MEET US AT THE HOSPITAL! THESE LITTLE DEMONS WON'T WAIT FOREVER!"
"Harry, should you really call the babies demons?" asked Sev.
"Are you the one that has to push them out?"
"No but-"
"They are demons until they enter the world. They will be my precious angels afterwards." With that sentiment, Harry waddled to the fireplace and waiting for Severus to go through first to catch him since Harry still hasn't mastered the art of landing on his feet for any form of wizard travel besides brooms. The extra thirty pounds on his abdomen didn't help matters.
They were given first class treatment as soon as they got to St. Mungo's. The hospital didn't want to be known as the one that made The Harry Potter-Snape give birth in the waiting room. You could almost see the ruin that would cause.
The labor went well with threats of castration, divorce, and turning Severus into a real dungeon bat. Severus never said a word edgewise during the entire labor though he did get rather pale after the threat of castration. The twins, one girl and one boy, were born on August 6th at 11:14 and 11:24 respectively. The oldest, a beautiful little girl, was named Lana Rose Potter-Snape while the boy was named Andrew Hunter Potter-Snape. They both got their father's dark hair and near black eyes while the rest of them was their papa. Severus and Harry couldn't be happier.
AN: Okay. Second lil request down. I was thinking about doing a one-shot a day for the 25 days of Christmas but i need request from the people who actually read my stories for ideas. I will need 25 requests before Nov 20th or so. Only requirement is no Harry/Ginny. I will write anything but that. Heck I wrote a Dobby/Harry fic before but Harry/Ginny still makes me sick. and yes. Dobby was on top. Try getting that out of your head now. XD
So Pairing and a sentence or word or anything really. just a pairing if you cant think of anything. Have fun! Can be anything from angst to romance to complete crack which is my fave to write.
