Just a Normal Day At the Cullens

By: phix27

I woke up from a "sleepover" with Alice at the Cullen's house. I was still tired because Alice hadn't let me go to sleep until Edward forced her to at three in the morning. By that time, I was dead on my feet.

Looking over at the clock, I saw that it was nine in the morning. Woo, I just got seven hours of sleep. Too tired to even really care, I got up and rubbed my eyes. I stretched and went down the stairs, into the kitchen.

Esme was there, cooking. She moved so fast between the pots and pans of cooking food that she was a blur. I sat at the breakfast bar and let my head fall. It hit the table with a 'thunk'.

"Good morning Bella," Esme sang. I groaned. "Are you hungry?"

I didn't say anything.

"Spot o' tea?" Esme asked, suddenly becoming British.

I mumbled. "Coffee..."

"I GOT IT!!!!!" I heard Emmett scream from somewhere in the house.

Out of nowhere, Emmett ran into the kitchen and grabbed the coffeepot from where it was brewing. Screaming, Emmett ran out of the the room with the coffeepot.

I blinked. "Wha- I don't- Huh?!?"

Esme opened her mouth to say something, but she never got to finish. Jasper came in the room with nothing on but a towel around his waist. In his hand he had a rubber duckie.

"Esme," Jasper whined. "Alice keeps trying to get into the bathtub with me. I tried to tell her that this was my private time with Mr. Woogles," here he squeased the rubber duckie, "but she won't stop. Will you help me?"

"Cert'inly Jasper," Esme said, still British. They went off together.

I was still sitting there, dumbfounded. Was this how it always was at the Cullens?

It was at that moment that Edward rose up from the other side of the breakfast bar.

"Bella," he stage-whispered to me. "I'ma pirate."

And it was true. He wore an eye patch over his right eye and he wore a bandanna on his head. He had both his hands on the bar and one had a hook on it.

"That- That's great Ed. Um... let's go into the living room, shall we?" I stood and Edward, complete with a peg leg, accompanied me into the living room.

Where we found Carlisle and Rosalie. Carlisle was chasing Rosalie around with the biggest needle I've ever seen. Rosalie was screaming, so Edward started screaming. Carlisle was yelling "But you need your flu shot Rosalie!!!"

And that's when I woke up. I sighed, glad that it was just a dream. I was just about to lay down again and go back to sleep when I saw Emmett run past the door with a coffeepot in his hand.

"I GOT IT!!" he was screaming.

I groaned and fell back on the bed.

A/N: Hey everyone! Thanks for reading, I hope you liked it. Please review, I love reviews. Good, bad... any!

Hey, just a side note, but how many of you have seen the movie? I have. Gotta say... wow. What'd you think?