Diablo 3 Comedy Gameplay

May contain Violence, Language, Blood and Gore.

Brutus the Barbarian is from mount Arreat and he lived happy there but because Baal is a dick and his people are retarded and Baal is a dick, and did I mention how much Baal was a dick because I can't stress it enough that because Baal is a dick, Brutus was banished. PS. This happened because Azula from Avatar went insane again and banished everyone again. Now our Barbarian has nowhere to go and he is stuck on the streets of Caldeum, homeless, nowhere to go and starving.

Meanwhile in Caldeum, Li Ming the Wizard was doing her SATs and they were difficult. Li Ming wasn't allowed to use magic but she casted some knowledge spell and finished the test with a troll face. When her dad who was the teacher found out she banished her and didn't give her any armor. Now Li Ming romes the streets of Caldeum and if anyone asks she ran away to join the circus.

Wait was Brutus on the streets. Li Ming met Brutus and they decided the social life isn't for them because sociable people tend to be retarded. Li Ming and Brutus stayed together forever and people thought they hated eachother but in a way they did.

Johanna sadly died but thats ok because nobody cared about her and she is not important. Her apprentice is. Her apprentice took the name of Johanna and thinks her master is Zakarum or something. The only reason she fights for this Zakarum person is because secretly she's a lesbian and if she does what Zakarum wants, it will bring her master back whom she secretly finds attractive.

Valla and her sister Halissa lived a boring life in a village doing nothing but then demons came and let me tell you if anyone actually paid attention, demons are not that bad. Demons are actually retards, all of them. Including Diablo and believe it or not, they will destroy you if you ask them what an anguish is which is a shame because no one knows and when you ask, they get angry. Valla was attacked by demons that were lead by Azmodan. Azmodan lost a chess game to Halissa and now he will destroy the whole village in a poorly coordinated attack. Valla took Halissa and ran away so maybe she will survive. They constructed a shack and lived in it but then a demom madman drove them out but he only wanted $20. Halissa commited suicide when she heard that a new Twilight movie was coming out and at the same time Diablo 3 is also coming out. Valla decided demons are evil and became a demon hunter to fight the demons. She also became secretly gay (Spoiler alert she devolps an attraction towards Li Ming) and slays demons for a hobby.

Johanna mees Valla on a crusade to kick demon ass and chew demon skulls. The 2 met Brutus and Li Ming and then everyone was amazed with Valla's story. They'd give anything to meet the demon madman. Unfortunately before anyone could meet the demon madman, a falling star fell from the sky and caused the dead to rise from their graves.