THE PARK
Today I went to the park, I got shot in the face. The BAU team showed up.
"Looks like we got a killer on the loose" said Garcia
"Why are you here? Go home" said Hotch
"I know stuff" said Reid
"I wanna punch somebody" said Morgan
BOOM BOOM BOOM
They heard gunshots. J.J, Prentiss, and the random hobo in the back all died. All of a sudden an umpa-loompa showed up and started singing
"Umpa-loompa-doopidy-doo, hey guess what? I just shot you" He sang (in 'the tune')
The Umpa-loomba sucker-punched Hotch in the face killing him.
Reid ran away screaming like a little girl because he is cool like that.
Then Morgan got really excited because he lost a tooth and could see the tooth fairy, but later he was killed by the tooth fairy.
An old witch lady came up to Rossi and gave him a poisoned apple. He later dies from pneumonia
By this time Garcia is the only one left. By the way Red got hit by an ambulance while screaming and running.
The phone rang and Garcia answered it, she was shot through the phone and died.
THE END
P.S: Your Welcome
