Love You Daddy



Disclaimer: No I do not own any of the original Naruto character but I did mess with their personalities. Itachi could own me if he wanted to, hehehe. All the children are my OC so you can't take them unless you give me credit and advertise my story. The door bell is a revised version of a song I had to sing as a child. Don't ask.


The morning started off like any other. I woke up to the beautiful face of my beautiful lover, who had once again, stolen all the covers. I kissed his forehead and he slowly opened his beautiful blue eyes. "Good morning Dobe," I cooed.

"Good morning Teme," he replied smiling and playing with my hair.

I slowly got out of bed, gaining a small whimper but I put it off so I could wake up our kids. "Later," I said winking. I opened the door and started down the hall. Then opened the door to my children's room to find my daughter, Kotoha, and my son, Koey, wrestling. And quite frankly, my daughter was winning…badly. Kotoha would make a better Uchiha heir then her brother who was, or so we thought. Sighing, he pulled Kotoha off her older brother, "Time for breakfast."

We went downstairs to the kitchen. Itachi was sitting at the table nibbling on toast and reading the newspaper. Kotoha sits with Naruto and Koey on opposite sides of her and I sit next to Itachi and Naruto. You see, every thing was back to the way it was before the "incident" in a way. He came back and told me everything and I don't blame him for what he did now that I see it through his eyes. I wouldn't have cared to be used by our family for power either.

I love my routine, my home and my family oriented life. But then IT happened and my happy life was changed forever.


(This part is sung)

"Someone is knocking on your door!

Someone is knocking on your door!

Ooooh, Uchiha's why don't you answer?

Someone is knocking on your door!"

(End song)

I heard screaming come from in the house, "WHO FUCKED WITH THE DOOR BELL?"

Voice change: "Me! I LOVE that song!" a load smack, "OWWW. DAD SHE HIT ME!"

Another voice change: "QUIT BEING SUCH A PUSSY!"

Yet another voice: "KOTOHA! WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE?"

Back to Voice # 3: "Uhhh…Dad."

Voice # 4: "SASUKE!!!!!!!!"

Voice # 1: "SOMEONE GET THE DAMN DOOR!"

Voice # 4: "SASUKE!"

Foot steps pounded until they got to the door. I was scared so I grabbed for my mommy's hand. Air…. "What? Mommy?" I turned and looked vigorously around me. No sign of her. "Mommy?"

"I'm not your 'Mommy'" I turned slowly and looked up at the huge man that had said it.

"Epp… MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I tried to run away. Away from the big scary man and the crazy people inside the house. I took a spinning step and ran into a pole. Then it all went black and I fell into it.


"Uhhh Sasuke, someone left another one of your children at the door step."

"What?! I don't have any other kids!"

"Well, you do now," Itachi placed the child in Sasuke's arms. "Oh and here is the note from your one night stand," he said as he put a letter he found on the porch in Sasuke's shirt pocket.

Naruto took the letter with a, "humph."

"Come now Naruto, You know you were my first and only," Sasuke said snuggling his face into his lover's neck.

Naruto pulled away angrily and pointed to the small child that was Kotoha's age, "According to that, I'm not."

"Don't call her a 'that'!"

"You're sticking up for her! She really is your child isn't she?" Naruto started sobbing.

Itachi was getting ticked, "Open the note and you will find out."

Everyone watched with great interest as Naruto opened the letter. Sasuke took it from him and started reading it to himself. All of a sudden he just stopped and stared.

"What is it?"

"Itachi…you slept with Sakura?"


A/N: Not bad for my first fanfic huh? Yes, this is my first one. Isn't it loverly (my word don't judge me)? Well please review but no flames please. I'm not trying to mean to you so please don't try to be mean to me. I know that there is probably a lot of mistakes but I'm dyslexic (have trouble reading, writing, est.) so that's going to happen. Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed it!