What's Sanity?

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

Okay. I'm going to tell you a little story about two of the most unlikely candidates for love. Here goes….

Chapter one: Subject A, and Subject B.

Subject A: Sesshoumaru Taishio, a ruthless billionaire that was practically heartless yet was still able to care, and provide for his 1 ½ year old daughter, Rin. Rin's mother was a drunken mistake, one he wanted nothing to do with. Rin, however, he loved her and took her into his custody and out of her crack addicted mothers. He was the epitome of sex. Everything about him screamed "Sex God". With his long, silk like, silver and white hair, to his deep honeyed eyes, and to his perfectly sculptured face, with his high cheek bones and plump, but not too plump for a mans, lips, just the right size, and a strong jaw line and a straight and medium sized nose. And his body! His body was like that of a Greek god's body; well sculpted and irresistible. He had broad shoulders and large hands that would make any woman weak in the knees, long well defined legs, a twelve pack, and a firm bottom. He sported a golden tan that made his features glow, making every woman and on occasion, male, swoon over him. He stood at a staggering 6'6" with nothing but muscle on his body. Did I mention he was a youkai lord? What a catch!

Subject B: Kagome Higurashi, a young nineteen year old with hopes and dreams of becoming a secretary at a big company. She was fresh out of college. She was smart enough to graduate at age 16, ten moved on to college and left after three years of training in business classes. She was very witty, and often surprised people. She was very optimistic, happy, and carefree. Innocence was also another major role in her personality. She has never been kissed by a boy before, let alone have a boyfriend. She was not ugly, by any means. She had long raven locks that had natural blue highlights(not streaks or anything, just a blue-ish glow.)that were wavy, but not overly so, and natural gentle curls here and there. Her eyes were wide and filled with innocence, their bright blue and silver color added more to her innocence. She had a beautifully shaped face, with high cheek bones and plump bubble gum pink lips. She had a cute button nose to boot. Her body was envied by everyone. She had very womanly curves in all the right places, making every man turn their heads to her. She was gifted with long silky legs, with a golden tan to her figure, and a very gracious amount of cleavage, and a perky backside that would make anyone jealous. All in all she was the perfect package; kind, caring, smart, loyal, witty, intelligent and gorgeous. What more could a man ask for?

(A/N: Kagome is nineteen, and Sesshoumaru is 21, just to let you guy's know incase there was any confusion. On with the story!)

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.

Kagome sat nervously in the waiting room, tapping her pins top in and out continuously. It was a habit.

Her mother had been in the hospital all night, and she was out here waiting for her to be released.

She eyes the clock menacingly; wishing the doctors would hurry up already. They always took forever to figure out what the illness was, but only after painful and completely unnecessary tests. Her and her mother, Aki, went into the hospital around ten o'clock the other evening, complaining of a stomach ache. They gave her a body scan, to see what the problem was.

The doctors couldn't simply take it as the stomach flu, no, they had to put her dear mother through all sorts of random and pointless tests. They ended up staying overnight, causing a great inconvenience on the family. Souta was at home with Jii-Chan, and only god knows what he was teaching the poor boy.

Kagome sighed looking towards the front desk. She spotted a nice enough looking nurse behind it, sorting through papers.

Kagome stood and walked towards her and leaned slightly over the desk to talk to the lady.

"Excuse me ma'm…I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could ask…um…when will my mother be released?" Kagome asked sweetly. She really wanted to get out of here; and fast.

The woman looked up, her short brown hair swaying from the movement. She smiled kindly and stated that it would only be a few more minutes.

Kagome thanked her and smiled happily while walking back over to her makeshift bed in the kids playroom. 'Finally! We can go home!' thought Kagome joyfully. It's not like she didn't want her mother to get treated or anything, oh god no, but she knew from experience and even her mother knew, that it was the simple stomach flu. They had all been through it before, but the doctors just decided to play 'doctor' and find a new illness within an old one. Brilliant.

Two pairs of doors opened slightly to her right and out came her mom in the clothes she came in, and the psychotic doctor that kept them here.

"Yes Mr. Yakima, I understand. But I do say that it sounds like the simple stomach flu…I don't think there is any reason for us to take such…" Aki was cut off by the doctor, who was now known as Mr. Yakima, stating that he would hear none of it and she would be back in next week for another body scan. Kagome and her mother sighed at the same time before Mrs. Higurashi nodded her head, giving up. There was no telling this man no.

Kagome skipped after her dreary mother to the family car. Mrs. Higurashi quirked a brow at her daughter, figuring she would be as exhausted as she from their stay, but she seemed quite the opposite.

"Kagome, where did the sudden burst of energy come from?" Kagome's mom questioned.

"Oh! You know. Out of nowhere, like usual." Kagome giggled. 'I'm just happy to be out of that dreadful hospital' Kagome thought with a shudder. She never liked hospitals.

On the drive home everything was relatively quiet beside the sweet tune of Kagome's voice as she sang along to Bruises and Bite Marks(by Good with Grenades)

Kagome stretched her limbs once out of the car, taking extra long allowing herself to bask in the summer sun. Kagome smiled happily then moved to help carry her mother's things for her. She jogged up the stairs after her mother, already used to the hideously long length in which the families shrine steps were.

Once inside the house she said a quick hello to her brother and grandfather before rushing upstairs to her room.

She opened the door and looked at the clock. It was still only 10 o'clock in the morning. She cheered and ran to her closet, pulling out some American eagle jeans that were faded with holes medium sized holes here and there, and a white blouse with four white buttons on it. Underneath that shirt was a grey tank top with lace at the bottom, sticking out from under the white shirt.

She raced into her personal bathroom and jumped in the shower lathering in her passion fruit shampoo and then quickly blow drying her hair.

She went to her room and threw on her clothes, put her hair in a high ponytail with her long bangs framing her face.

She didn't wear much make-up, all she ever wore was the occasional clear lip gloss. Which she decided to put on today, feeling the need to look extra snazzy.

She skipped happily down the stairs feeling refreshed. She looked into the living room where her brother and Jii-Chan sat watching an old samurai movie while her mother was in the kitchen already cooking lunch.

"Hey mom, is it okay if I go out for a while?" Kagome asked.

"Sure dear, can you be home around 6:00 though? I have to go to work and I need you to be here to pick up Souta from soccer, Jii-Chan will also be gone. He said something about a convention for…um…oh I don't know, just some crazy old convention." Aki smiled. Her dad was quite a character.

"Thanks mom. Bye, I love you!" Kagome yelled racing to the door. She slipped her small feet into some leather brown sandals before taking off out of the door.

Kagome sighed happily to herself, thinking about visiting Sango, one of her best friends, to see if they could go to the mall.

'DING DONG'

You could hear loud footsteps racing down their stairs and into the main room where the door was. The doorknob turned and out popped a brown haired boy with freckles all over his face.

"Hiya Kohaku! Is Sango home?" asked Kagome cheerfully.

Kohaku blushed slightly, then nodded and turned calling out to his sister. Once he left back in the house Sango's own brown hair popped out and greeted Kagome with a tight bear hug.

Sango and Kagome giggled, this was their regular greeting. Everyday Kagome would come over, they would laugh and hug each other like they hadn't seen each other in years, then go and store memories for later use through out the day.

They walked into the large mall after leaving Sango's house. Both of them were home on summer break, Sango being on summer break from college and Kagome from her apartment across town.

Both laughed happily and chatted with one another before a screech came from Sango. Everyone in the current vicinity turned to look at them with startled faces.

Sango laughed nervously, and Kagome blushed from all of the attention.

"Oh! Wow. That bug was big wasn't it Kagome-Chan?" bellowed out Sango.

Kagome smiled playing along "Yes! Oh dear me! That bug was positively monstrous! Did you see the size of it?" exclaimed Kagome loudly.

When everyone turned their heads back to where their attention had been previously Sango and Kagome doubled over in laughter.

Suddenly Sango and Kagome went rigid, anger and embarrassment clouding their eyes.

Miroku stood behind his lovely prizes. Yes, He knew he was about to die. But groping to goddesses buttocks was the best thing he had ever done, and he'd be darned if he would pass up on that chance!

Sango growled and Kagome twitched.

Miroku squeezed more in response.

Bad move.

Suddenly he flew to the floor with two whopping bumps covering his head, and two equally big bruises forming on each cheek.

He smiled as if he was in a daze and greeted his friends.

Kagome smiled and asked about his day, acting as if they hadn't just pummeled him to the ground. Sango just snorted and helped him up.

Eventually the gang went inside the mall and played games at the arcade before heading to the food court to get some Chinese.

Sango and Kagome got a ride from Miroku back to their respective houses, making a short detour at Sango's to get some night clothes.

She was going to stay the night with Kagome.

Kagome grinned and inticipated the fun they would have, they always had these outrageous dares they had to do, and if they didn't they would have to do something equally as embarrassing, but different.

She always go Sango with the famous "Sneek over to Miroku-Kuns house and give him a peck on the lips."

Of course Sango never did this, so she always settled for eating some ungodly concoction Kagome made in her kitchen.

Kagome and Sango looked at each other and busted out laughing, thinking about the same thing.

"This will never get old." Said Sango.

Kagome smiled and nodded her head in agreement.

"Yep. Never." She grinned.

WOW! Took forever.

Haha, but I actually reeeaaallllyyy enjoyed this story! Its fun to write! REVIEW please! The next chapter will be better if you do! (:

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