There once was a blonde headed... girl, named Miranda. She had chainshanging off every peice of clothing. She hated school too much though.. At home she was 'miranda, daughter of the natzis (n-at-zees). But at school along her fellow classmens she was known as Butt trumpet. Her best friend Lord Butterfly mistress was leader of this school. Everyone loved her majestic complexion, unlike all the weasleys running viciuosly about sucking the souls from the other 1st years. During their first year 'Mirand' sat upon the set of holy desires and it was from that moment that our Beautiful Mistress 'of the butterflies' Gave her the name Butt trumpet.

Every morning when Butt trumpet would stride down the halls the students would seperate into two formal lines drawing their homemade trumpets and letting loose a loud roar! Butt trumpet would walk, head held high down the hall all the way to her class. At lunch Lord Butterfly mistress would sit upon the thrown and play her own giant trumpet, watching as everyone began to orgy. Butt trumpet knew she had found her home.

The next day she awoke early to begin her day. She dressed in a formal german natzi suit the swastica on the corner of her shirt. It was Hipster Hitler tuesday and she was as ready as she could be. Butt trumpet walked the stairs up to the school her swastica shining in the sun. She couldnt wait to find out what the day had in store. She could already hear a loud calling out to her misstress. shouting words of celebration; " Mein Ferhur!" " Hail mein leader of all butterflies!" She was just to happy for words..