How Twilight Should Be

Bella sat quietly with Edward next to her. They are friends. They didn't say much, for they knew the end was near. The sat sweating as the fire began to surround them. Jasper, Rosalie, Emmitt, and Alice were there as well. They spoke in a prayer although they knew that their souls could not be salvaged, for they are already damned to H E double hockey sticks.

They sat there hand in hand with sparkly tears running down their sparkly cheeks. But this is gay because vampires burn in the sunlight, they do not sparkle unless they are of the gay speciese as those in the firey group are.

The fire began to close in on them and they spoke their last goodbye, I love I love you I love you, said all. The fire then killed all of them as it grew arms and stabbed them with a steak it retrieved from Jacob. Now that all of our blood thirsty friends are dead, we no longer have to read these books or obsess unheathily over the movies. Thank you, me for letting us move on from the culture ruiner of Twilight. The end.