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Harry Potter Oneshot

Snape Needs to Lighten Up

Snape sat in Dumbledore's office, glaring at the ground. Why had Dumbledore called him? As far as he knew, he had done everything the Order had asked him too. So why-?

Voices floated through a slightly cracked door on the other side of the room. Normally, nothing like that would have fazed him but Severus found his curiosity peeking. He silently crossed the room and stood behind the door. His eyes widened as his mind registered the voices.

"Oh Albus," Minerva McGonagall breathed before breaking off to groan.

"Minerva," Albus Dumbledore mumbled.

Against his better judgment, Snape peeked through the crack. He felt his throat close in an attempt to keep his dinner down. The Headmaster and the Transfiguration Professor where, disturbingly enough, hugging each other and closing in for a kiss.

Quickly, Snape spun around and crossed the room in two humongous strides. He didn't care if Dumbledore had summoned him; he had to get out of there!

Students jumped to the side, crushing themselves against the wall to get out of the Potions Masters way as he flew by with an extremely sick look on his face. As soon as he got to his room he grabbed his Pensive and pulled the thought from his mind and cast it away.

He sighed and pulled out a glass, filling it with Firewhisky. It was times like these he was grateful to whatever genius that invented the Pensive.

Back in Dumbledore's office, the two elders broke into childish grins.

"I have to say Albus, that was a grand idea," McGonagall said as she straightened her hat.

Dumbledore gave her an even bigger grin. "I agree Minerva. Severus needs to lighten up more."

McGonagall cast him a thoughtful look. "Although it was amusing, I have to ask, what made you decided to play that particular prank now?"

"APRIL FOOLS!" Dumbledore shouted before popping a Lemondrop in his mouth.

McGonagall sweat dropped. "But Albus, April Fools is not until next month."

"Really?" Dumbledore looked thoughtful. "Then we'll just play another prank on him next month! Lemondrop?"

McGonagall shook her head and popped one of the candies into her mouth, still smiling.


DUDE! If I walked in on that I would have pitched my lunch! Sorry for those fans that like that paring but really, walking in on two old people making out?! C'MON! You cannot tell me you wouldn't be at least alittle creeped out.

TCT ;3