Notes: this is just what I speculate any website by Michelangelo might contain. But I don't know. He might dedicate webspace to the glories of pizza.

Disclaimer: though I tend to believe that certain characters, having become an integral part

of our cultural identity, should be considered public domain just for the convenience of...

well, me...REGARDLESS! I do not own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Michelangelo, or any other

affiliated trademark etc. etc. etc., they belong to Eastman and Laird and all those coporate types.

Oroku Saki is GAY and will be banished when Klunk is King

HOME

Hi! My name (and I don't really think I need much of an introduction, but for those of you that

have been living in a remote Indonesian cave for the last two decades, I shall comply gladly :D )

is Hamato Michelangelo, and I now have internet access. Yes, at last the world wide web has

discovered its true raison d'etre, namely, hosting my new website. Which I control. Absolutely.

Like a god. Bwahahaha.

A few vital statistics--

Age: 15, but oh, so worldly.

Sex: my Y chromosome is bigger than Harrison Ford's and also Raphael's. This is why I

find his overt attempts to project a macho persona so pathetic. :)

Species: anthropomorphic turtle?

Occupation: super skilled ninja, 1337 hx0R, Battle Nexus Champion, chef...I am a turtle

of many talents. Need I go on?

Strengths: everything.

Weaknesses: a pretty face, and nothing else ;P

But enough about me. The main purpose of this website, aside from providing yours

truly with a somewhat credible excuse to steal the computer from Nerdotello, is to discuss

the intricasies of an issue which has become increasingly more disturbing

through the passage of time. That is...

Oroku Saki is GAY.

No, not homosexually inclined like the cool, liberated archetypes that grace daytime

television with their...liberatedness...but GAY in it's most undiluted meaning.

Webster defines GAY as (adjective); so lacking in coolness as to have created a vortex of

negative energy which detracts from the coolness of everything sucked into its uncool

(and also gay) depths.

I may have paraphrased a bit, but I think I have made my point.

So. Will and Grace-- gay, but not GAY.

The Shredder-- definitely GAY and stinky, too.

LINKS

Home /

My Ninjas /

Klunk is King /

The GAY Project /

What Donnie Said /

Email? Plz? (nunchakuking at animail dot net)