Author's Note: I have a theory on DKC2 that probably isn't canon but is nonetheless very interesting. I don't want to explain too much, but I will say that I think K. Rool represents the Christian God, DK Kong is the devil, and Diddy and Dixie Kong represent Adam and Eve who are deluded into thinking the devil is the hero (the rest of the Kongs represent demons). Very great game. Still love it to this day but misleading. I am going to make an animation about it ASAP! The main Klobber represents a human (a more modern day Eve, I believe) who came after Adam and Eve who is the true hero along with a lot of the Kremlings (who represents the angels) This is what I think the true meaning is. Enjoy!

Good evening or good morning, ladies and gents. The name's Klobber! I'm from DKC2. I'm a diabolic looking reptile who is the son of K. Rool. He's not my real father of course. My step-father more or less.

I love him more than anything.

My real parents are Klobbers, my mother a black one who steals lives (souls), my father a TNT Klobber who kills.

I am a girl. I am the only green gurl in the Klobber tribe. The rest of the green are men. They are all clones created by my parents who are way bigger than me. They control everything. They are behind the scenes. For every evil, they are behind it.

K. Rool is not and has never been evil.

That's the most cruel lie ever told. Ever.

Don't be fooled. DK is not the hero. He betrayed us.