Summary: Harper explains something to Beka. A drabble.
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: Tribune owns all rights to Andromeda. All I did was borrow it for use in my twisted little tale.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None.
Setting: Feels fourth season-ish, but nothing specific.
Feedback: Please! Praise and constructive criticism welcome. Flames will be used to heat hot chocolate.
Archive: Ask first and I'll probably say yes.
Author's Note: No idea where this came from, but it amused me.
Getting Attention in All the Wrong Ways
By B.L.A. the Mouse
"I wish just once I could get him to listen to me instead of one of those… bimbos!" Beka seethed as she paced.
From his perch nearby Harper suggested, "Flash him."
"What?!" She couldn't believe it.
"All those 'bimbos' have cleavage. You never show yours, so he listens to them instead. Flash him." He just smirked at the glare.
"I am not—"
"Hey, he's gotta like 'em, the way he stares at Rommie, and he listens to her. He pays attention to a nice rack, so use yours. Why do you think I make all those boob jokes around him?"
The End
