I have now retyped this, and made each chapter a little longer, but they still contain the same information.

I want to say that I don't own FMAand if you don't like rapefics, you shouldn't have clicked here. The same goes for EnvyxEd pairing, if you don't like, don't read. Now please enjoy.

PS. There are still spelling errors, grammar errors, or whatever, but it's much better than before…

Cat trouble

Chapter 1: A cat in the house

Envy handed over the key to the principal after removing all the items from his locker, to which the key led. After everything he'd done; devastating the schools property, harassing and bullying the students and horrifying the teachers, everyone had finally had enough and Envy had now been expelled. Many were relieved, since Envy was infamous and probably had harassed everyone at least once, and it wasn't a small school.

Envy left the school building and out to the school yard where he saw the two Elric brothers in a conversation. He decided to listen and he heard Al ask:

"But nii-san, can't I have one cat? Just one?"

"No, we can't take care of it, we don't have time. Now stop arguing, I won't change my mind, so you can give up."

A cruel idea was formed in Envy's mind. His chibi didn't want a cat, but his brother wanted one, so why not use this and do something good about it? At least something fun, for Envy, Ed would not like it.

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Al was on his way home, but he stopped when he saw something walking slowly torwads him. It was a black cat, and it looked injured and starved. As Al picked it up, the cat looked up into Al's eyes, and Al saw the amethyst coloured eyes.

He took the cat home, and gave it some food, and the cat seemed much better. It didn't look injured anymore, so Al guessed it had just been his imagination.

"What should I call you? Al asked the cat, who of course didn't give him an answer. "And what should I do to make nii-san change his mind about not letting me have any cat?" The cat stopped eating, and started to look around in the house. There were only one room in the house which Envy couldn't enter, since it was closed, and Envy figured that it was Ed's room. As Envy looked through the living room, Al came up behind him.

"There you are," he said. "I've decided to call you Munchkin (1), because you act like you're an adult cat, but you look like a kitten." Envy did not like it. But he continued as he planned, by stroking himself against Al's leg, everything he could think of, so that Al should start to love the new pet. If Al really fell for it, he might be able to convince Ed to keep the cat.

But one thought was in Envy's mind, where was Ed?

Scene change

The answer to that question was 'at a café'. He was there with Winry, rather, he'd been invited by Winry, but they were only there as friends. But Ed didn't like to be late home; Al probably wondered where he was.

"What is it, Ed?" Winry asked, after seeing that he'd zoned out.

"Sorry, I was just thinking of Al, he probably wonders where I am."

"He probably does. It might be good if we both walk home. I think grandma wonders where I am." They paid and left the cafeteria, walking in the same direction a while, before they parted at the end of the road.

Ed hurried home and after a few minutes he opened the door to his house.

"I'm home," he said before he froze, seeing a pair of amethyst eyes look at him. What did Envy do here?

(1)1. Small person:a small, sweet-natured, and harmless person

2. Child:a small child (informal)

3. Insignificant person: an insignificant person who keeps busy with trivial matters (informal)

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