A/N: Yay! I'm back at writing… or not… dunno… anyway…

Hi! This is my very first One Piece FanFic so please bear with me! First of all, I would like to say that I do not own One Piece! It all belongs to the SUPER genius Oda-sensei! What I own…just the crazy circumstances and plots in this fic.

- Start here! =)

So! Our main protagonist is YOU! Yes, you are! Though, just to be safe, it is a female version of you. So if you are not in favor on the situations and pairings [e.g. YouxLaw; YouxKid] and such, then I have no authority to force you on reading this purely made FANFICTION. Reading this requires putting yourself in the story.

Oh! You're still reading! That means you want to continue! Then I don't have the right to stop you. Just don't blame me, I warned you. You might get stomach ache from laughing, LOL kidding aside.

Okay, so this is a story about YOU traveling around the world in the Great Era of Pirates with a goal of finding yourself. No! You do not have any brain damage—amnesia or such—just fond on having adventures and knowing yourself more. You are not a pirate either, just a simple happy-go-lucky wanderer.

So to begin the story with you are almost near at the red line… and… Hmm, it appears that you have been lost in some island within Grand Line.

Chapter I: Unexpected Encounter

The sweet breeze from the sea shore brushed through your skin as you wandered in an island from nowhere. You extended your arms in the calm air and exclaimed.

"Where the hell am I!", with a big smirk on your face. For an adventurer, you are unfortunately blessed with a VERY bad sense of direction. But, you actually don't mind getting lost. For you, they were just part of your journey.

You went deeper in the island and later saw the town. There were bunch of commoners, town people, bandits and even pirates around. You do not like pirates and do not hate them either. You actually don't mind them being around, just hated them when they become obstacle on your voyage.

As you decided to walk around, a wanted poster stole your attention. You quickly run towards it.

"T-t-t-two hundred million beli?!" you stuttered while looking at it.

Your eyes shifted its focus on the photo. It has an image of a woman on her back in her fighting stance. She has a long wavy silver hair. She also wears a dirty tattered white dress—probably about knee length—with many soulless, dead, bodies on the ground. She looked like a giant in this picture. Or was it the camera angle? You can only see her back but you can identify bruises all over her body. Your eyes scrolled down in continuation and tried to pronounce what is written on the poster, "Be-ber…ru…se…rk…k…kke…" damn! You suck at pronouncing words especially with 'r' sound.

"Berserker." A man with a low voice from behind you said.

"Kyah!" the first word came out from your mouth in your surprise. Your mind argues to the fact that you have just screamed so 'girlie'. You hate it! In your annoyance, you wanted to search for the man who made you scream that disgusting squeal.

You quickly turned and got bumped into someone, into him. You stepped back and touched your nose as a reaction. The moment you regain your posture, you started to scan him. The first thing you have noticed in him is his fluffy cap with black spots on its lower parts. And he is sooooooooo tall! Your mind gave you a hint that you probably hit his abdomen when you turned to him. That's how tall he is, or probably, how short you are. He also wields this very long sword, a nodachi—Kikoku—almost corresponding to his height. Then, you switched your attention to his clothes. He wore an opened black jacket and under it was his yellow t-shirt. At the center of his shirt, a Jolly Roger can be found. Wait, a Jolly Roger?! No doubt! He is a pirate.

"Whoaaaaaah! Captain! You made her say 'kyah'… she's so cute!" squealed a brown-haired man wearing a blue cap with a red brim on it.

A man wearing black cap with a 'PENGUIN' word on it walked closer to them and scolded him, "Oi, stop it Shachi! You're going to scare—" his words were cut as he looked at you. He patted Shachi's shoulder then he continued, "I couldn't agree less!" then he defended his words with two thumbs up.

You flinched. You hid the wanted poster behind your back. "I-I'm not afraid of you." You said in a calm manner. They seemed to be not bad people anyway.

You do not mind talking or making friends with pirates. True, some of them, most of the times are as shit as eternal chaos but you do not like to generalize pirates. There are some who are actually kindhearted even than the marines. In fact like few years ago, along your way to your expedition somewhere in the Grand Line, you have just stumbled on the 'today's' alleged most troublesome pirate crew in this generation, the Mugiwara no Ichibi. In behalf of that, you treasured your adventures with them as the best experience you ever had with pirates.

Shachi's face was all flushed in red by just looking at you, "…b-by the way, I'm Shachi…" he said taking his chances as he hesitantly reached his hand for you.

You replied him by shaking his hand. That made him really happy. No, seriously! His eyes were like a broken faucet that leaked water continuously! Or like a waterfalls unstoppable on pouring down!

He concluded, "It's so sooooooooooft!" as he cried referring to your smooth gentle hand.

Penguin was envied. "I'm—" but his introduction was interrupted by Shachi.

Shachi continued for him, "He's Penguin!" then, he reached his hand again.

You just blinked and just shook his hand again, too. This made Penguin annoyed, "Oi Shachi! That was my introduction and my turn to shake her hand!"

Their sudden argument reminded you of Zoro and Sanji during your stay in Thousand Sunny. Though, unlike Shachi and Penguin, Zoro and Sanji were more agro. The moment their eyes clashed is the beginning of their never-ending senseless argument.

Then again as your instinct tells you, these strangers, they were actually good people and they were funny too. You laughed, lightly. They noticed it and resulted to a pinkish glow on their cheeks. It was a very pleasant view of you after all.

"Good thing Bepo is not around!" Penguin whispered to Shachi, which you overheared.

"Bepo?"

"If Bepo is here, I'm sure she won't notice us." Shachi whispered back.

In your mind, 'Hey, I can hear the two of you! Who's Bepo anyway?'

Shachi and Penguin took this situation to ask you, since it was a VERY rare opportunity for them to meet a lovely girl like you who were unafraid of talking to them, "So what's your name?" they asked.

You answered them giving your real name.

"Whoah! That's a beautiful name!" Penguin called you on your name adding a suffix of –chan.

"This means we're friends, right? Shachi, Penguin." You smiled to them. "I'm actually looking forward on making new friends."

Those words that you sang to made them feel like you are an angel that slowly rising from above as you pulled them up by calling their names. The words Shachi and Penguin echoed in their minds as you called upon them in a very-very shy but sweet tone—which you never did. Their imaginations were too wild!

"Oi" snapped the man with the fluffy cap.

Penguin groaned "Captain! Aren't you going to introduce yourself to our…" then Shachi joined him in a lively chorus, "…new found angelic friend~"

Their 'Captain' just dropped a sweat as he remained silent. He was staring at you. He glanced to your hand—still holding the wanted poster. Probably was surprised that you were holding a wanted poster of one of the most dangerous woman walking free.

"Ah! That's the wanted poster of the Berserker. I heard nobody saw her that lived alive. She has something to do with you? Are you… happened to be aiming for her?" Penguin asked.

"Oi, Penguin! Stop that! How could a young innocent little girl hunt a monster as cruel as the Berserker?" Shachi exclaimed pointing at you before continuing, "…right?"

In their surprise, both Shachi and Penguin dropped their jaws as they look at you. You were sweating as hell. You were nervously playing with your long light pink hair—yes you have that hair!

Trembling, you glanced to your right shoulder and fuzzily answered, "O-o-of course not! Y-you m-m-m-must have been joking! N-n-never known that person!" you then crumbled the wanted poster of the Berserker and threw it away, somewhere far behind your back.

"SHE WAS TOTALLY LYING!" Shachi and Penguin synchronized.

Oh yeah, you always forgot that you suck at denying things especially when people accurately hit the stuffs you actually trying to hide. You just can't deny anything that was true.

The tension you feel dispersed as the calm question of their Captain reached you, "You're not from this town aren't you?"

"No." you answered. Of course! Who would even think a girl like you wearing an astonishing unique attire belong to this town. You don't match with them. Actually, you are very outstanding, like a cherry on a black forest cake. You wore a white Victorian shirt with elephantine sleeves hiding your whole arm up to your fists, black mini-shorts, which expose your thigh, with a frilled skirt covering the whole side and back of your shorts, and your boots! Oh~ It was stunning! It was a gothic style boots—it has silvers in the front and in the locks of your boots—with a pair of long black socks that is above your knees. Others call it a weird sense of fashion but for you, it was part of your identity.

Obviously clear, you are a visitor of this town too.

Then, you gladly bragged, "You see, I'm a wanderer! I travel a lot and will travel around the world!"

Again Shachi was surprised, "You're one brave little girl for your age. But maybe you should drop that hunt and go back to your town."

You absorb Shachi's phrase 'your town' as an offensive phrase that as if you were just living on the same island but in different town like playing an imaginary travelers voyage. This is one of the greatest insults you hated to receive as a 'wanderer'. Veins from your head started to pop creating an angry expression. You stomped your short right foot and exclaimed to them.

"Stop treating me like a child! For your information, I'm already 19! And for the sake of the doubt, I'm from the sea of South Blue! So if you still believe that I'm just your little lost girl from some town, then DIE!" then, you ended your sentiment with a puff on your cheeks.

You expect shock from their reaction, but instead, they see you as an adorable little loli girl wanting her teddy bear back. You're just too cute for them!

You wrinkled your eyebrows, showing them your annoyance. Then, your eyes glared to their Captain, who seems to be the only reasonable person around, seeking for some help about his hilarious Nakama. But, he seems to be silently scanning you.

The moment your eyes met, the time stopped for you.

Your mind suddenly could not just help to notice that his eyes were locked at you since the moment you bumped him. Did he even remove those stares? Or probably you didn't notice him removing it because of the shadow of his cap. But, you still wondered why he keeps on looking. Hmm… Maybe the weird way you dressed. Subsequently, you noticed him making a faint smile. You flinched.

You take that, however, as if he is also making fun of you. You are going to rant, but…

"I have a large bounty on my head few days ago before I became a Shichibukai, too bad you can't haunt me anymore..." Their Captain gave you his smirk before adding, "…but if you like… nah, never mind…" He then finally faced his back to you signifying they are leaving.

"Captain, why'd you do that?" Shachi complained as he follows his Captain's footsteps. "She might get frightened on us now that she knows we're pirates."

"She already knows that the moment she saw us." He answered.

Penguin also followed their Captain then asked, "How could you say?"

He did not utter any word. He just responded wearing his signature smile. The further they walked, the idle their voices could hear.

Then, Penguin exclaimed, "Hora~ I saw that! You…" and you never heard the rest of it.

You, on the other hand, whispered in your mind, "What the hell was that! Is he bragging about his large bounty on his head?" you crossed your arm as you titled your head with confusion.

Then, a man passed through you, reading a newspaper with a cover page of '…Trafalgar Law appointed as a new Shichibukai…'

Your eyes opened-wide after seeing the newspaper's front page picture. It was that guy from before! You took that newspaper from the man.

"Hey!" he gasped.

"He's T-to-tra—" you found his name difficult to pronounce. But what your mind wanted to shout is, "He's Trafalgar Law! One of three Captains that fought against the marines in the Shabaody Archipelago with Luffy and…" you pressed a huge smile on your face and suddenly flustered in red just thinking of the name of the other Pirate Captain. You placed your hands beside your glowing cheeks before you exclaimed, "…and E-E-Eustass 'Captain' Kid!" then, you finally squealed.

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~!"

You have totally forgotten that you hated doing that.


A/N: So that's it for now! I hope you enjoyed being my main character! XD

Hmm… how was it? …should I continue or not? Please… please… please do tell. Was it that bad? Any comments, reviews or even hatred ARE pretty much appreciated. I need them to improve and for motivation! =)))

Oh by the way! While it's still early, I want to apologize to everyone who—if ever there was—read, will read and still reading this fic that I can probably update like a minimum time of one chapter a month, I have an extremely tight schedule… really sorry! But don't worry I'll try my best to update as soon as possible.

Thanks again for your time! ^_^