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HxC: Hey everyone, here I am again! This time I'm writing a random Ranma 1/2 x Detective Conan story that just popped into my head. Please go easy on me as I am writing as the story comes together in my head. Also there is mention of a relationship between boys so...IF YOU DO NOT LIKE YAOI THEN DO! NOT! READ! Now on to the Disclaimer of Doom! (*Thunder*)

SxC: *Rolls eyes* Don't mind her she's on coffee in the middle of the night. Any way HxC does not own Ranma 1/2 or Detective Conan.

HxC: I nearly forgot to mention that first chappie is in third person kaito POV and the second is in third person Shinichi, not as conan, POV. Now ON WITH THE FIC!


Prologue:

"Kuroba, Kaito! If you so much as touch me, I'll-"

Kaitou KID A.K.A Kuroba, Kaito winced at not only the use of his real full name at a heist, but also the predicament he currently found himself in. He was on the roof of his current heist location, seated in the seiza position, getting chewed out by his boyfriend/rival.

That, in and of itself, wasn't so bad -considering that his opinion on his boyfriend being angry was that it was hot- but when he was seated in the seiza position, getting chewed out by his boyfriend/rival IN FRONT of one Hakuba, Seguru and one Hattori, Heiji then it's a whole different animal. The fact that they had amused/fearful looks on their faces did little to assuage his apprehension and fear on this particular subject matter.

Apprehension: because he has no clue what those two are going to do with that particular information.

Fear: because he doesn't know if he's going to live long enough to find out.

'The entire thing wouldn't be as fear striking if Shin-chan would just put down my card gun.' Kaito thought nervously. Somehow in the last five minutes of the heist Kudo, Shinichi got ahold of KID's signiture card gun and was now pointing it at him while she angrily rants at him to make sure she made her ire at his newest and, quite frankly only, one-of-a-kind heist prank known.

Said prank was of a simple design: It was a bucket of water precariously propped on a slightly open door, when the door is opened fully the bucket drops on the unsuspecting person's head, soaking them and would, normally, only make them slightly annoyed.

'How the heck was I supposed to know that it wasn't normal water!' He thought, slightly, indignently

Well, actually, that wasn't completely true. He kind of figured that the water was supposed to do something, since it came from his father's Stash of Weird Stuff -there was even a weird afuda covered compass that cursed people with a 'get lost' spell, according to Akako the person who cursed the object had meant it in a 'leave me alone' way but didn't watch her wording so now whoever owns the compass, however briefly, would unintentionally get their family cursed with direction impairment, good thing that the previous owner had the foresight to have a priest seal it before his dad stole it.- he really didn't think that it did something like this or that his poor shin-chan would actually fall for something so simple...then again that might have either been the problem or the solution.

Problem: because his shin-chan, who was used to his complex pranks, fell for it and got really pissed.

Solution: because he never thought to do something so simple before he got his Hakuba-dubbed 'Severe Kudo Complex'

Now he was staring down the barrel of his card gun at the sight of his boyfriend-turned-girlfriend's livid features.