Eyeliner Jutsu
I bet this fanfic will suck!(cries)
Sasuke: no it won't, you're a great author!!
really (sniff)i am??????DONT LIE TO ME!!!!!
Naruto: y-yeah y-you are a g-g-great a-a-author(scared to death:)
why are you sttutering...ing...ing I LIKE INGS OK!!!!!!!!!!they're fun.
Gaara: and thats why you dont own naruto!
I BANISH YOU!!(Gaara vanishes)!!HAHAHA!!i can do that, i am the factory!
Sasuke: you have been watching too many comercials, havent you, or, are you on your special "cupcakes"???
Naruto: Ya mean Crudcakes? those things are filled with crack...and mountian dew... she gets...uh, hi!hehe um BYE!!!!(runs off screaming,"DONT HURT ME!")
Do not tell them about my special, sweet, energizer cupcakes!!I BANISH YOU!!!!(naruto vanishes)
Sasuke: um, i gotta go, good luck on your first fanfic...uh...BYE!!!!!!!!
(((((runs away from screaming fangirls and a banishing high person(me:)))))
Prolouge
Needless to say, he was stunned, why did he challenge Gaara anyway? To prove himself? Sasuke just sat there, pondering on what had just happened, staring at the spot where Gaara once was. Then he looked at Naruto , who fell uncouncious because of pure shock and
wierdness, even for him, holder of the Kyubbi.
' That...was wierd.' he concluded. He slowly got up and looked at the mirror (why there was a
mirror, nobody knows) He gasped, totally out of his character, in horror and shock
"holy crud muffins, im wearing eyeliner!" as i said before, totally out his character. Naruto shot up because sasuke woke him up and screeched,
"Holy Muffin Man!!What Happened?!!??" Then Naruto ran around like the house was on fire while screaming random things.
"Naruto..."
"I mean really, EYELINER!!"
"Naruto..."
"Holy crap that was jus..."
"NARUTO!"
"...You dont have to yell . Sheesh." They walked off together into the sunset (oooh...romantic in a non romantic scene:o) hoping to get the eyeliner of terror of Sasuke's face. It really didn't look good on him. Then they searched for Gaara to ask WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!!!
ooooooh. did ya like it????
Sasuke:you know i would never have an outburst like that in real life.
Naruto: what did happen?
if someone likes it, i will tell you in the next chapter. this was a very long prolouge indeed.
Sasuke: why are you trying to be smart?
cuz i can. i just got home from school ya know :) stupid school:o
Naruto: where's Gaara??
He is on a game show called Dont get killed. He is doing the killing!
Sasuke: great.
i'm glad ta hear it cuz I entered you both!!
Sasuke & Naruto:Your Kidding Right!?!
See, sasuke does outburst in real life :)
Gaara:i never went to some crappy game show, i just dont talk much.
you do notice this is longer then the actual chapter right???cuz i dont.
All: yeah... thats uh... great (backing away slowly)
well see ya readers (if i have any :o) hope you like it so i can make another chpter for youz.
TTFN Hillarious Tradegy :) :(
