Diedara and Itachi were hungry. So they went to a mini mart.

"Itachi, this place is HUGE, un?!"

"It's a mini mart, Diedara." Itachi said.

"Maybe it's small cuz you're so FAT, un?" Diedara and Itachi died from rat poisoning. Then Sasori and Pien came and did the happy dance. Just picture it. Then the evil purple crayon ate them. Then Barbie came and threw up. Neji and Lee went on a date. Neji used his byakugan to see Lee naked. But then Tenten came between them and Neji saw her naked and peed. She ate the envelope.