Of Coffee, Straw Hats, and Maps
Monkey D. Lucy was usually happy and almost always smiling. However, when she was denied the ability to go on an adventure due to the fact that she had to be taken shopping, she was absolutely horrified and could be seen pouting for days.
"I don't want to go~!" the straw hatted female captain pleaded as she was dragged along the main street of Galaxia Island. "There's an amusement park on the other side of the island! Please let me go to the amusement park! USOPP! CHOPPER! SAVE ME! WAH!"
Said liar and doctor, watching in silence from the Thousand Sunny, caught Nami's intense glare and sweatdropped. "Er - - you're on your own, Lucy-chan!" they called back, sweating bullets.
"That's what I thought," the navigator said smugly, continuing to pull her captain along by the scruff of her rubbery neck. The poor girl was crying anime tears and looking simply adorable. It was a good thing she didn't turn on the puppy-dog eyes. Nami was quite sure she wouldn't have been able to resist.
Zoro sweatdropped, too. "I kinda feel bad for Lucy," he spoke up. "Shopping with the sea witch and Robin is not something I'd want to do." He closed his eyes and shook his head, but froze when Nami's gaze fell on him. "Um... where's that sword shop I heard about...?"
Before the crew knew it, their swordsman was lost. Again.
It was times like this that he was glad he had the worst sense of direction ever.
"Have a SUPER time shopping, Lucy-chan!" Franky, the crew's cyborg, yelled, posing. "Or not..."
"I would protect you from them with my life," Brook added, "yet I am already dead! Yohohoho! Skull joke! ...May I see whatever new panties you may get when you're done shopping?"
Sanji's eyes turned to hearts. "Lucy-sama in panties!?" A fountain of blood erupted out of his nose and Chopper screamed, shouting for a doctor. Usopp, as usual, facepalmed and reminded the reindeer-human that he was the doctor. Chopper gave him some more blood, then the ero-cook immediately ran off to stake out the nearest clothes stores.
Robin giggled as she walked with Nami and the bemoaning Lucy. "Lucy-chan is cute and needs to dress her part," she said. "We're simply helping her along that path."
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYONE'S WIFE! I'M NOT CUTE!"
Nami sweatdropped. "Who said anything about you being a wife? You couldn't get a suitor if you walked around naked."
While the rubbergirl continued to cry her stretchy heart out, the coffee-loving bookworm and redheaded cartographer managed to find a good shop in the local town, Galaxia. Lucy brooded over her fate as the two other girls on the crew searched for clothes for her to wear. Whilst Usopp, Chopper, Franky, and Brook got to play in the amazingly cool theme park here, like the one at Shaboady Archipelago, she was being forced into dresses, skirts, and, most horrid of all, bras.
Being pleased with their pickings, the two demonesses pushed her into a dressing room and locked the door. The clerk watched them do so with amusement. Sanji noticed them enter the dressing room and dashed into the store to peek under the door. Because the clerk himself was a bit of a pervert, he said nothing.
"Say, Robin," Nami said as she forced a struggling Lucy into a red bra. "Did you know Lucy's ticklish?"
"Ticklish?" Robin's eyes sparkled as she made ten extra hands pop up on Lucy's body. "Where?"
Lucy's giggles of panicked delight rose into the air as Nami navigated Robin through their fellow girl's most sensitive patches of skin. Needless to say, Chopper may as well have not given a certain blonde chef the extra blood.
