Disclaimer: I do not own any of the following, and therefore do not make any profit from the writing of this fic - Super Smash Brothers: Brawl (any and all characters appearing in the game) and Kingdom Hearts (the series)

Author's Note: I'm back and into a different, but familiar fandom, than usual. I credit the start of this fic to TheMuseBunny (see link in my profile) and the users who helped me flesh this out. There are no warnings that I need to give except that there might be SPOILERS, NON-CANON material, and OOCness. I can't control what readers know (or don't know) and can't guarantee what materials do/don't make it into the fic. Character descriptions are written to the best of my knowledge- since sometimes not even Google and wiki pages are that helpful .

In short this is: A general humor crossover where chaos ensues. Enjoy, read, and please review. Flames are being accepted and will be used to toast bags of GIANT marshmallows. If you wish to give an idea for a chapter feel free to email/pm/leave a review with the information.

Once again, enjoy, read, and review. ~Anime Stars


What Videogame Characters do on Their Time Off

By: Anime Stars – Videogame Daily News

I have always wondered: what exactly do videogame characters do when they are not working? Do they have any hobbies? Do they simply hang out? Do they have chores? The list of ideas goes on and on. What I observed over time was that they do the above, and then some. Some characters have hobbies, such as collecting stamps, while others take the time to enjoy not doing anything at all. Whatever the case may be, I was simply unprepared for the scenes I witnessed. For this series I focused on the characters seen in Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, the Final Fantasy series and Kingdom Hearts series. Even with a reporter on the scene the cast of characters still acted naturally. These are but a sample of the stories I could tell.

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There was a good reason why no one let Sora into the kitchen that often, he didn't know how to cook. Therefore it came as no surprise to him that he couldn't find anything he needed to make a strawberry smoothie. It took ten minutes of scouring all the cabinets and drawers in the room before he located the blender, which someone had put under the sink, but that was only the first of his problems.

Next he looked in the fridge, hoping to easily find the strawberries, milk, and yogurt. Of course, he could only find one container of strawberry and banana yogurt, and if he went by the date on the package it should have been thrown out sometime last week. The brown haired teen rummaged around some more in the fridge, finally locating a single bottle of Lon Lon milk stored in the very back of the fridge. He took no note of the name scrawled on the lid; Young Link, and placed it on the counter next to the other items.

Since Sora had no luck finding any strawberries in the fridge he moved on to the freezer. As he opened the door he was met with a wall of cold air, and an avalanche of countless bags of frozen items toppling down over his head. Several minutes later, his short-clad legs feeling numb, Sora climbed out of the packages and checked them all to see if any were strawberries. Cursing his bad luck, he dove back into the freezer to see if any of the remaining bags contained his prize.

At last succeeding in finding the strawberries, which were in a container the proclaimed that they were soy beans, his blue eyes looked over what he hoped would make a good tasting smoothie. A slightly dusty blender, a week old container of yogurt, a bottle of milk, and a container of frozen strawberries were what sat on the counter in front of him. First he plugged in the blender and dumped in the strawberries inside. He tossed the now empty container across the kitchen, not noticing that he missed the sink. It fell to the floor with a clatter, and landed in such a way that if someone happened to walk into the kitchen they would trip on it.

Deciding that it would be best to put in the yogurt next, Sora opened the container and instantly was met with a smell that seemed to be rotten milk. He also noticed a slight green tinge to the yogurt, but decided to ignore it and squeezed the contents on top of the thawing strawberries. All that was left was to add in the milk and turn the blender on. So he did just so, Sora uncorked the milk, pouring it into the blender and turned the machine on.

At the same time, Cloud walked into the kitchen hoping to grab a bottle of water before heading to the gym. Of course his journey was hampered by the fact that he tripped over the forgotten container on the floor and was splattered with a foul smelling strawberry smoothie. Blue eyes smoldering he looked up at the culprit, who was also covered in the concoction, and lifted himself off the floor, only to fall back down onto it as he slipped again.

Sora couldn't help himself as he started to laugh as Cloud continued to try to stand up, only to slip in the mess and fall back down numerous times. Finally Cloud managed to stand upright and without saying a word, hit the Keyblade wielder on the side of the head.

"Ow. Cloud? Why'd you do that?" The brunette whimpered as he rubbed his head.

"Just clean up before someone spots this mess." The blonde responded and left the kitchen, deciding to just skip his workout and head straight to the showers.

Sora pouted, but did as Cloud said. By the time he finished the kitchen was spotless again, and he was hot and sticky. Sora thought it would be a good idea to clean himself up now, and passed by Young Link on his way out of the kitchen. The miniature Hero of Time waved to Sora and then went to the fridge to find his bottle of Lon Lon Milk. Minutes later he ran out of the kitchen crying and ran straight into Yuffie. The brunette angled her head and knelt down to talk to him.

"What's wrong, Young Link?" She asked as she tried to get him to stop crying.

"I can't find my Lon Lon Milk! Link says I need to drink it if I want to be big like him." The blonde boy cried.

"Oh, well I don't have any "Lon Lon Milk" but I think there's still some strawberry smoothie left from breakfast. Would you like that instead? It has milk in it." Yuffie said as she brought Young Link back into the kitchen and looked in the fridge. Finding the smoothie she had hidden in a jar labeled pink colored whipped cream she turned back to the counter and fished out some glasses. "Here you go; we'll split the last of it. Drink up."

Young Link quickly gulped down the smoothie and ran off, leaving Yuffie alone.

"Well, I was going to give some to Sora. Oh, well." She sighed as she finished her own smoothie and left to go track down the whereabouts of Cloud.