This has been remodeled to fit into a shiny new cover. It looks better than ever! Pleas contact me if you discover any flaws or having any ideas about continuing this. I'm open to just about anything.

Also, I dun own, I never did, and I am not rich which should be a dead give away.


When Sora and Riku were in that lonesome dark place, there was quite a bit of time on their hands. So, Sora took this moment to correct his friend of a few misconceptions.

"Riku, did you know that Santa is real?" Sora asked, the memory of Santa reminding him of Riku's stunt seven years ago making his eyebrow twitch violently.

"Sora, Santa doesn't exist. It's a fact." Riku said adamantly.

Sora's eyebrow gave a particularly violent twitch and Riku looked at him worriedly. Eyebrows were not supposed to twitch like that.

"Actually, he does. I met him in Halloween Town. And then he reminded me that you told me that he wasn't real so I told everyone that I didn't believe in him because at that time I thought that you were always right! So it's all you're fault that I don't get presents from him anymore!" Sora yelled. Riku stared at his friend, surprised.

"Really? He's actually real?" Riku asked in disbelief.

"YES! And because of YOU, he doesn't deliver to me anymore!" Sora yelled. He then sat down in a huff and crossed his arms pouting.(because we all know he's incapable of glaring.)

Riku blinked again. Then his eyebrow gave a violent twitch of its own. "DAMN! That means Wakka lied to me!"

They (Sora) spent the next half hour moping about Santa and pondering about other myths that were actually true (Riku).