A/N: Hello, this is my first story I've ever written on this site, so I'm sorry if this isn't a very good story.
She has a crush on him. Of course he knows that already. The way that she stares at him with those dreamy look when he talks to her… It's rather deep. He swears that even when he looks at her, he can hear a faint purr.
Karkat isn't quite pleased with this, though. Why couldn't Nepeta just back off? Couldn't she see that he wasn't interested in her?
Just what is he going to do with this naïve little troll that is clearly obsessed with useless cats? He knows that Nepeta probably means no harm. She's much too cute and cuddly to harm a single little soul. She even puts up with Equius, and he's a even bigger asshole then Karkat himself.
So why couldn't he be even flattered with her having red feelings for him?
He slouched in his chair in the lab, staring blankly at his screen where he was signed in on Trollslum. Karkat had been in here for a rather long time, trying to collect his thoughts. Once in a while, he can see one of those human kids sign on. He would have usually go off and start trolling any of them, but today he oddly didn't feel like it.
Suddenly, a chat window popped up. Someone was contacting him.
Leaning closer towards the screen, he took a quick glance at text. It was a greenish color, more yellowish then what that Jade human types with.
Hesitantly, he read off the username. It was arsenicCatnip.
Nepeta Leijon.
Jegus Christ! Karkat sure didn't want to talk to her now. He turned around in his chair to look at her.
Nepeta was across the lab sitting patiently in her chair, her back facing Karkat.
He sighed with a hint of irritation, and decided to finally respond to her.
arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
AC: :33 *ac walked up to karkat purring a gr33ting as she rubbed herself against his legs.*
AC: :33 *she rolled onto her back on the ground showing her belly as she eagerly waited for a belly rub*
CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS TO GO THROUGH THIS. AGAIN.
CG: KARKAT REFUSES TO TOUCH THIS VILE CREATURE, AND HE SWEARS HE WAS SEVERELY DISTURBED FROM THE TOUCHING.
AC: :33 *she says "aww do not be a silly billy" as she pawed at his shoes*
CG: CAN CATS EVEN TALK.
AC: :33 *she says "either this cat can or everybody can talk to cats" she purred loving the idea*
CG: FINE WHATEVER. LISTEN, STOP BEING SO ANNOYING AND GET RID OF THE ROLE PLAYING THING FOR JUST A MINUTE.
CG: I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
AC: :33 oh okay what do you want to talk about karkat?
CG: ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK THIS WILL BE A GREAT PLACE TO TALK IMPORTANT CRAP ABOUT.
CG: NEPETA, MEET OUTSIDE IN THE HALLWAYS. NOW.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]
With that, Karkat got out of his Trollslum. He stood up from his seat and walked out of the lab without looking at Nepeta.
After a moment, he heard her light foot steps following him.
